I'm rich and famous
You're poor and infamous
I'm an icon
You can't get a hard on
I'm a legend
You're a fledgling
I'm a celebrity
You're jealous of me

You're Crap
Women look right through you
You're Crap
Like they never knew you
You're Crap
They know you're impotent
You're crap
They know you're a has-been

They call me Elvis
They call me Luke
Got so many women
Don't know which way to jump
I'd like to continue
This conversation
But it's time for me
To go home and hump

You're Crap
Women look right through you
You're Crap
Like they never knew you
You're Crap
They know you're impotent
You're crap
They know you're a has-been

No wonder
You'd like to be me
I'm the biggest thing
In Tennessee

You're Crap
Women look right through you
You're Crap
Like they never knew you
You're Crap
They know you're impotent
You're crap
They know you're a has-been

You tried suicide
I don't blame you
I'll kill myself too
If I were you

Colyer Bushmeyer Music ascap
http://www.jimcolyer.com