I'm rich and famous
You're poor and infamous
I'm an icon
You can't get a hard on
I'm a legend
You're a fledgling
I'm a celebrity
You're jealous of me
You're Crap
Women look right through you
You're Crap
Like they never knew you
You're Crap
They know you're impotent
You're crap
They know you're a has-been
They call me Elvis
They call me Luke
Got so many women
Don't know which way to jump
I'd like to continue
This conversation
But it's time for me
To go home and hump
You're Crap
Women look right through you
You're Crap
Like they never knew you
You're Crap
They know you're impotent
You're crap
They know you're a has-been
No wonder
You'd like to be me
I'm the biggest thing
In Tennessee
You're Crap
Women look right through you
You're Crap
Like they never knew you
You're Crap
They know you're impotent
You're crap
They know you're a has-been
You tried suicide
I don't blame you
I'll kill myself too
If I were you