I Wanna Be A Soap Star

I Wanna Be A Soap Star

Verse 1
I wanna be a soap star
I wanna go really far
Have my own dressing room
And be adored by millions of fans
Being Erica Kane's personal assistant
Who arrives in Pine Valley to shake things up
Would definitely rock my world
But first, I gotta get me an agent

Verse 2
I wanna be a soap star
The publicity attached to it is what I crave
Having a six-figure income
Would wash many of my worries away
Being paid by Jack Abbott to spy on his nemesis
And bring down Newman Enterprises
While being part owner of Crimson Lights
Would definitely rock my world

Bridge
I wanna be a soap star
I wanna promote myself on every talk show
I wanna co-host with Ellen or Kelly
And on The View if they get rid of that Survivor chick

Chorus 1
Amnesia, multiple marriages
I would sign up for that in a heartbeat
I wanna be a soap star
Long-lost twin, business tycoon
Or any role I can sink my teeth into

Chorus 2
Corrupt D.A., jilted ex-hubby
I would sign up for that in a heartbeat
Local mobster, nosy reporter
Or any role I can sink my teeth into
I wanna be a soap star

Written by B. (Monday, November 28, 2005)
Copyright 2005