Inspired by those male-bashers of country music: Carrie, Miranda & the Dixie Chicks.

Thank God, He's Dead
Don't have to see his face no more
Thank God, he's gone
Don't have to hear his mouth no more
When I heard his plane went down
I went out and I did the town
Thank God, Thank God
He's Dead

Thank God, I'm free
Can't tell you how he tortured me
Thank God, it's true
Now I'm free to marry you
When I read there were no survivors
Man oh man, I felt so alive
Thank God, Thank God
He's Dead

I'll have his money
His bank accounts
I'll get the car
I'll get the house

Thank God, He's Dead
Don't have to see his face no more
Thank God, he's gone
Don't have to hear his mouth no more
All bad things come to an end
Can't tell you what a drag it's been
Thank God, Thank God
He's Dead

Jim Colyer ascap