I want a different woman
Every night
I don't care
What's wrong or right
I wanna travel
From city to city
Sleeping with women
Young and pretty

Marriage Is Too Final
And I hate in-laws
Mommies and daddies
Soon become outlaws
I'm not into weddings
Or Beatles on vinyl
I need my freedom
Marriage Is Too Final

I don't care about women
When they get old
I don't believe
In what I was told
I couldn't stay
With a horseface Carly
I couldn't love
A loudmouth Hillary

Marriage Is Too Final
And I hate in-laws
Mommies and daddies
Soon become outlaws
I'm not into weddings
Or Beatles on vinyl
I need my freedom
Marriage Is Too Final

Bring on the women
In their prime
Mid-twenties
They're so fine

Marriage Is Too Final
And I hate in-laws
Mommies and daddies
Soon become outlaws
I'm not into weddings
Or Beatles on vinyl
I need my freedom
Marriage Is Too Final

Jim Colyer ascap