I'm gonna come clean
I'm gonna admit it
I'm gonna tell all
Admit that I did it
If there's any question
Then here's my answer
I beat off to the
Solid Gold Dancers

My wife was at church
She went with her mother
I turned on the TV
I thought, "Oh, brother!"
I saw them legs
I saw them prancers
I beat off to the
Solid Gold Dancers

Gayle
Paula
Pam
Lucenda
Darcel
Chelsea
Deborah
Lezlie

I'm looking forward
To the next Top 10
I know right now
I'll do it again
If there's any question
Then here's my answer
I beat off to the
Solid Gold Dancers

Jim Colyer ascap
http://www.jimcolyer.com