To all you French-English speakers..Help Needed

To all the geniuses who can speak French (cause I'v tried and never succededed )

Would you please translate the song "Tes Yeux" by Cali to English??

Tes yeux qui jettent des
Je vais te tordre le cou
Des nous ne verrons jamais la tête
D'un enfant de nous

Tes yeux qui jettent des
Je suis à bout
Dès je ne te supporte plus
Un point c'est tout

Et pourtant et pourtant
Tu es celle que j'ai choisie
Tu es l'enfer le mauvais temps
Mais je te suis je te suis

Et pourtant et pourtant
je resterai près de toi
A compter nos défaites
Jusqu'au bout de je ne sais quoi

Tes yeux qui jettent
Du froid des bouts d'igloo
Des ça va être ta fête
Petit salaud jusqu'au bout

Et pourtant et pourtant
Tout au fond de notre lit
Je m'accroche à ces mots si doux
Que tu me prêtes quand tu t'oublies

Et pourtant
Je te suivrai n'importe où
Tu es la femme de ma vie
Ce sera écrit sur mon trou

Tes yeux qui me promettent
Une vie la laisse autour du cou
Des si tu veux me suivre
Ce sera à genoux

Tes yeux qui me traitent
De bon à rien du tout
De fiotte de mauviette
De merde de bande mou

Tes yeux qui jettent
Des éclairs et des cailloux
Quand le petit matin me ramène
Tout sourire à moitié saoul

Tes yeux qui me jettent
Des tu ne vaux pas un clou
Et qui braquent des mitraillettes
Quand je rentre de tu ne sais où

Tes yeux qui me guettent
Qui me cherchent des poux
Tes yeux qui me mettent
Dans tous les mauvais coups

Tes yeux qui noircissent
Quand je fais de l'humour
Tes yeux qui m'aplatissent
Oh comme je t'aime mon amour

Tes yeux qui me jettent
Des je vais t'arracher un doigt
Des si tu pouvais jouer du piano
Quand je ne suis pas là

Tes yeux qui s'arrêtent
Tes cils qui ne battent pas
Ca y est tu es prête
Ca va cramer pour moi

Et puis y a mes amis
Qui ne sont pas les tiens du tout
Toues nos fêtes nos beuveries
Qui ne sont pas mais alors
Pas du tout à ton goût

Et pourtant et pourtant
Tu es si belle parfois
Quand ta bouche ne se tord pas
Pour me maudire à haute voix


I know it's a very long one..but I'd really apperciate it ..thanks a bunch

Your eyes that throw of the I will twist you the neck Of The never will see us the head OF A child of us

Your eyes that throw of the I am at boils as early as I do not bear you more A point this is all

And nevertheless and nevertheless You are the one that I chose You the hell bad weather But I am you I am you

And nevertheless and nevertheless I will remain close to you HAS to count our defeats to the end of I do not
know what

Your eyes that throw cold one igloo bouts Of The that will be your Small rotten party to the end

And nevertheless and nevertheless All at the far end of our bed I myself m'accroche to these so soft words
That you me ready when you forget yourself

And nevertheless I will follow you anywhere You are the woman of my life This will be written on my hole

Your eyes that promise me A life leaves it around the neck Of The if you want to follow me it will be kneeling

Your eyes that treat me voucher to nothing of the all Of fiotte of mauviette Of band merde soft

Your eyes that throw flashes and stones When the small morning brings back me All mouse to drunk half

Your eyes that throw me Of The you not valleys a nail And that point mitraillettes When I return from you do
not know where

Your eyes that await me That look for me poux Your eyes that put me In all the bad blows

Your eyes that darken When I do humor Your eyes that flatten me Oh as I like you my love

Your eyes that throw me Of The I will pull out you a finger Of The if you could play the piano When I am not
there

Your eyes that stop themselves Your eyelashes that do not beat Ca there was quiet are ready Ca goes cramer for
me

And then there has my friends That are not the holds of the all Warp our parties our drinking sessions That
are not but then not at all to your taste

And nevertheless and nevertheless You are so beautiful sometimes When your mouth does not twist itself to
curse me aloud

Thanks alot...although I didn't understand the whole thing...Is this a human translation? or is it from a translation site? cause it doesn't look human to me

Thanks anyway

Still,I was hoping someone would help me with a human translation..please Thanks

From your eyes that look away
I am going to wring your neck
So we will never see the face
of our child

From your eyes that look away
I'm at the end (the final stage)
Since I can stand you no more.
Period. It's over.

And yet and yet
You are the one I chose
You were hell during the bad times
But I followed you, I followed you

And yet and yet
I will stay close to you
Detailing our faults
Until when, I don't know

Your eyes that look away
from the coldest igloos
then it will be your party
little bastard, until the end

And still and still (interchangeable with yet)
all along our bed
I'm bound to your soft words
that you lent to me
when you would forget yourself

And still
I will follow you anywhere
You are the woman of my life
this will be engraved on my tombstone

Your eyes that promised me
a life leashed around your neck
If you want to follow me
It will be on your knees

Your eyes that treated me
as good and as nothing at all
as a proud person and as a coward
of a group of shitty wimps

Your eyes that looked away
from the lightning and the stones
when your little hand brought me home
all smiles and half drunk

Your eyes that look away
(saying) you don't deserve a chance
and that aim at machine guns
when I come back, you won't know from where

Your eyes that looked out for
looked for lice on me
your eyes that put me
in every bad glance

Yuor eyes that darken
when I made jokes
your eyes that express nothing
oh how I love you my love

Your eyes that look at me
while I'm tearing off your finger
as if you were able to play the piano
when I'm not here

Your eyes that have stopped blinking
your lashes that have stopped beating
there, now you are ready
it's going to be great for me (literally=to burn, meaning to have a good time)

And yet my friends
who are not really friends at all
all our parties are "drink-fests"
these were not at all
not at all to your liking

And yet and yet
you are still beautiful sometimes
when your mouth is not twisted
as you curse at me loudly

Hope that helps. But *** kind of song is ths??????

Thanks Aegeanblonde....You really made my day

And I like this song very much...it's one of my favorites..it has a kind of Love-Hate thing going on..I like this twisted creepy way of loving

I first heared it on youtube on a music video about the movie based on shakespear's play "The taming of the shrew"...so it matched the idea of 2 people who love but still torture each other

Obviously,I need some medical help