A song about a piss test, sounds just like Cake singing The distance. Where did it come from, and where can I find it again? It goes something like this:
_____ _____ and standing in line
our hero waiting and passing the time
the nurse says next, and his hand goes up
queezy, uneasy, they hand him the cup
he slowly manuevers to a room that stinks
heart pounding quickly he straddles the tank
but his bladder is empty, except for one drip
hes hoping, and groping, and biting on his lip
the sun has gone down and the moon has come up
and long ago someone asked for the cup
he is hurried and worried about what this will reveal
and wishing he had golden seal.
Hes taking a piss test
theyre checking for weed
hes all alone (all alone)
all alone and he cant go pee