Help ... Can't come up with the title

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  1. AlBrunelle said:

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    There is a song that is used as Bumper Music on the Imus in the Morning show.

    Genre is Country.

    The lyrics speak of a man wanting to get to know his girl friend (wife) a bit better, taking her out to the country, seeing her in the woods, and asks to 'check you for ticks'

    Wish I could give you more to work with ...

    Thanks
     
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    logan01 said:

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    Possibly "The Wood Tick Song" by Larry Heagle

    Ticks are parasites creepy and small
    Scourge of the northwoods Spring through Fall
    Their step is light you never know they're there
    'til they pitch a tent in your underwear

    Look at the moon it's a beautiful sight
    don't share your body with a parasite
    Let's get naked its the safe thing to do
    you check me and I'll check you ...
    for wood ticks

    You might have been fishing or leaning on a tree
    That's when I find them crawling on me
    Even now one could be creeping up a limb
    Looking for a warm spot he can slip in

    Look at that moon ...

    It's for your own welfare what you wanna do
    Would you rather have a parasite sucking on you?
    Your buttons are the locks and my fingers are the keys
    To saving us both from Lyme's disease

    Look at that moon ...

    Rocky Mountain Spotted Fever
    Hack the little suckers with a heavy meat cleaver
    Come on, Honey, what the heck
    It ain't nothing but a wood tick check

    By now you're starting to squirm and twitch
    Like a newly wed couple with the honeymoon itch
    Ticks are like men at a singles dance
    Give them half a chance they'll get in your pants

    As a public service I sing this song
    If we don't pull together
    We won't last long
    If you ever find yourself in a fix
    Better let me check for ticks
    (that's right, baby)
    Better let me check you for ticks
     
  3. BoiseNoise said:

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    Or it could be Brad Paisley's song "Ticks" . . . but I'm not sure that had been released yet when you posted this message. Totally pathetic song!!!!!