Calle 13- Uiyi Guaye

Ok here's another one where I don't even know what the title means. From what I can understand its quite illicit (understatement?) so I apologize for offending anyone!

Anyway, again I've put the spanish, and then the english, so I hope its readable. I'd love to have any corrections/answers/suggestions. Thanks in advance!

Me encanta como se enchufa tu
I love how you turn your
clavicula con tu cuello
collarbone with your neck *what does that mean?
Como se acuesta tu cabello en tu espalda
Like your head is going to sleep on your back
Como me coquetea tu falda
How you tease me with your skirt
Por ti yo corro un million de yardas descalzo
For you I'd run a million yards barefoot
Por encima de vidrio roto
...over broken glass.
Por ti yo floto como un piloto
For you I'd float like a pilot
Por el aire y le llego al espacio
through the air and arrive in space (*what does the "le" mean?)
Por alla va tu pelo lacio
and there your hair will be limp
A enredarse con los planetas
and entangle the planets
Yo yo me e jalao como 90 casquetas
________________ <- no idea
A tu nombre tengo la pija color violeta
to your name I have ________
Mala mia pero con toda la energia del viento
______ but with all the energy of the wind
Me pongo sexualmente violento y me caliento
you make me sexually violent and it turns me on
Y a mis testiculos les da sentimientos
and you give feelings to my testicles
Yo quisiera pintarte el universo con aerosol
I'd like to paint the universe with aerosol*?
Para pasar alrededor del sol
To fly around the sun
Montarnos dentro de un caracol
... we will board a shell (like a snail?)
Y volar hasta la proxima Via Lactea
and fly to the next milky way (sexual reference?)
Y frente a todas las galaxias
and stop at all the galaxies
Empujarte mi telescopio
pushing my telescope?
Mala mia si me pongo impropio
my bad girl you make me inappropriate?
Pero es que tu aliento me arrebata
but its you that encourage seizure?
como mata de opio
like a shot of opium?

Me voa tragar un par de pepas sin receta
I'm going to swallow a pair of ___ without a prescription
Para durar toda la noche dandote
to last all night giving you...
por las guaretas!
_________

Yo se que tu quiere que yo coseche
I iknow that you want me to cook
Frijoles en salsa de leche
beans in milk sauce? (Is this sexually explicit related only to this song or is it a more common reference? and *** is it referencing?)

Maaaaa, yo quiero hablarte la clara
Mama? I wan't to speak frankly
Cada vez que pienso en
Each time I think of your
tu papa asada
baked potato? (again with the food..!?)
Me pongo a hacer cosas
you make me do
indisciplinadas con mi almohada
undisciplined things with my pillow

Y empiezo a escupir limonada
and I start to spit lemonade?
Y con las manos enjabonadas
and with soapy hands
En la bañera me tiro como cuatro payasadas
in the bath (I think he's saying something about masturbating 4 times...)
Pensando en ti
thinking of you
Y en tu perfume de ajonjoli
and your sesame perfume (is sesame perfume a good thing? or is it a rhyming thing?)
Me pongo salvaje como jabali
you make me savage like a boar
Dejame escribirte un par de cositas ofensivas
you make me ewrite (a pair?) of little offensive things

Te voa poner a gritar como Tarzan
I'm going to make you yell like Tarzan
Te voa poner a hablar en aleman
I'm going to make you speak in German
Te voa poner a orinar juguito de flan de queso
I'm going to ______ (something quite illicit maybe?)
Quiero tener sexo contigo sin darte un beso
I want to have sex with you without kissing you
Quiero que sepas que todos tus fluidos
I want you to know that all of your fluids
En mi lengua son bienvenidos
are welcome on my tongue
Batida crema, crema batida
whipped cream, whipped cream...
Usted no dura mucho tiempo vestida
You're not going to be dressed long
Vamos a juntar tetilla con tetilla
we're going to be tit to tit
Yo quiero que patine mi barbilla
I want to (slide?) my chin
Por una montaña de pelo pubico
on a mountain of pubic hair
y en publico, Ponte creativa
and in public, be creative!
Vamo a enchubarnos con saliva
we are going to _____ with saliva

Porque yo se que tu quiere que yo coseche
Because I know that you want me to cook
Frijoles en salsa de leche
beans in milk sauce...



Ok so that's my attempt. It sounds silly, I mean probably a little silly in spanish too... maybe not silly so much as unveiled. Any suggestions?

Thanks!

The more I know the songs from Calle 13, the less I like them.

Forgive my English for I did my best but it was difficult.

Oh, by the way: Warning, offensive content ahead

Me encanta como se enchufa tu
I love the union of your
clavicula con tu cuello
collarbone with your neck [*what does that mean?--->now I think it's understandable]
Como se acuesta tu cabello en tu espalda
[I love] how your hair rests in your back
Como me coquetea tu falda
How your skirt teases me
Por ti yo corro un million de yardas descalzo
For you I'd run a million yards barefoot
Por encima de vidrio roto
over broken glasses.
Por ti yo floto como un piloto
For you I'd float like a pilot
Por el aire y le llego al espacio
through the air and I'd arrive to space (*what does the "le" mean?--->it's to keep with the "for you"= I'd float for you... I'd arrive to space for you)
Por alla va tu pelo lacio
There [in space] goes your smooth hair [is that right in English? Do you say smooth to refer to the hair that isn't curly?]
A enredarse con los planetas
to entangle the planets
Yo yo me e jalao como 90 casquetas
I've jerked off more than 90 times.
A tu nombre tengo la pija color violeta
My **** is violet [sore] for you
Mala mia pero con toda la energia del viento
Oh, my naughty girl... but with all the energy of the wind
Me pongo sexualmente violento y me caliento
you make me sexually violent and I get myself horny
Y a mis testiculos les da sentimientos
and you give feelings to my testicles
Yo quisiera pintarte el universo con aerosol
I'd like to paint the universe with spray paint
Para pasar alrededor del sol
To fly around the sun
Montarnos dentro de un caracol
Ride a conch [they're are simbols of never ending love in South America]
Y volar hasta la proxima Via Lactea
and fly to the next Milky Way (sexual reference?--->Keep reading)
Y frente a todas las galaxias
And in front of all the galaxies
Empujarte mi telescopio
I'll insert you my telescope [bingo! the sexual reference]
Mala mia si me pongo impropio
My naughty girl, If I behave inappropriately
Pero es que tu aliento me arrebata
it's because your breathing makes me crazy
como mata de opio
like a shot of opium [I learn a lot with your translations, that's for sure]

Me voa tragar un par de pepas sin receta
I'm going to take a pair of pills without prescription [drugs]
Para durar toda la noche dandote
to last all night ****ing you up
por las guaretas!
your ***


Yo se que tu quiere que yo coseche
I know that you want me to
Frijoles en salsa de leche
give you more milk than a cow [The original was a better metaphor, but I don't know enugh English to make a good one. Well, that's the sense]

Maaaaa, yo quiero hablarte la clara
Woman, I wan't to speak frankly
Cada vez que pienso en
Each time I think of your
tu papa asada
baked potato (again with the food..!?---->Metaphor for her ***)
Me pongo a hacer cosas
you make me do
indisciplinadas con mi almohada
nasty things with my pillow

Y empiezo a escupir limonada
and I start to spit lemonade ---->Think of something dirty and you'll be right
Y con las manos enjabonadas
and with soapy hands
En la bañera me tiro como cuatro payasadas
in the bath I jerk off 4 times.
Pensando en ti
thinking of you
Y en tu perfume de ajonjoli
and of your sesame perfume (is sesame perfume a good thing? or is it a rhyming thing?---> Sesame smells very fragrant. The smell is similar to the one from cinnamon, but sweeter. I really like it)
Me pongo salvaje como jabali
you make me savage like a boar
Dejame escribirte un par de cositas ofensivas
Let me write to you a pair of offensive things

Te voa poner a gritar como Tarzan
I'm going to make you yell like Tarzan
Te voa poner a hablar en aleman
I'm going to make you speak in German
Te voa poner a orinar juguito de flan de queso
I'm going to make you piss cheese juice (something quite illicit maybe?---> Well, saying he will make her spit cum from her vagina is quite offensive)
Quiero tener sexo contigo sin darte un beso
I want to have sex with you without having to kiss you [before]
Quiero que sepas que todos tus fluidos
I want you to know that all of your fluids
En mi lengua son bienvenidos
are welcome on my tongue
Batida crema, crema batida
whipped cream, whipped cream...
Usted no dura mucho tiempo vestida
You're not going to be dressed long
Vamos a juntar tetilla con tetilla
we're going to be tit to tit
Yo quiero que patine mi barbilla
I want to slide my chin
Por una montaña de pelo pubico
down a mountain of pubic hair
y en publico, Ponte creativa
and in public, be creative!
Vamo a enchubarnos con saliva
we are going to wet each other with saliva

don't judge, I swear these are the raunchiest lyrics... some of the lyrics are really really good! listen to la jirafa! you must!

Oh my god I'm blushing. I like that its the most illicit offensive bits that I either don't understand or get totally wrong. So despite the fact that I've totally offended your sensibilities, thank you so much for translating it!

And yeah, maybe smooth hair, but wavy hair could be smooth too. I guess smooth just means not frizzy. The opposite of curly would probably be straight.

My other question would be about the metaphor in the chorus... where does the word frijoles fit in there? Thank you so much again!

Also! just to add, as someone who finds a lot of reggaeton lyrics quite offensive, there is something about the nature of Calle 13 that is sort of... coming from a different perspective in a sense? There is no mention of violence, braggado, drug running etc...(except to poke fun at the ways in which those themes are always used in reggaeton) and he does talk about sex a hell of a lot, but instead of talking about dominating lots of anonymous women (like Pitbull or some of the more high profile reggaeton acts) its often coming from either a comical/outrageous side, or an almost tender side, where he's referring to one specific woman that he's head over heels for (ala tango del pecado...)

anyway... I only thought I should mention it because I don't want you to like them less and less because of these translations... check out these two links if you have time. First is a review of the group (in english) allmusic ((( Calle 13 > Biography )))

and second is a review of their latest concert (in spanish) El Diario/LA PRENSA OnLine

and here is the same review in english with more specific references to the awesome duet with Mala (it even has a translation for us!) reggaetonica: So we can disrespect each other

Originally Posted by Saritalr

Oh my god I'm blushing. I like that its the most illicit offensive bits that I either don't understand or get totally wrong.

I'm glad you liked the song.

Originally Posted by Saritalr

So despite the fact that I've totally offended your sensibilities.

No, no. Some dirty words can't offend me. Let's just say that if this forum was in Spain, none of the words I wrote would have been censored. So you can see which are our standards about obscene language. ;-)

I just don't like Calle 13 songs because they are all about the same and his metaphors are not imaginative or surprising. But I don't like reggaeton either.

Originally Posted by Saritalr

The opposite of curly would probably be straight.

Then that's what Calle 13 meant, straight hair.

Originally Posted by Saritalr

My other question would be about the metaphor in the chorus... where does the word frijoles fit in there?

Think of clots or grumes in the cum. It's similar to some frijoles overcooked (as they eat them in Latin America) floating in a "soup" of milk.