Heavy afternoon
sorrows too be drowned
**** the damn election
theres women to be found
get me in a double
its nearly 8oclock
the band is nearly readey 2 play
and the ladys wanna rock 2day

i might have explained
i need to get laid
shufflin my leg under the table 2 try 2 feel her
and now that im here
ill prop up this bar
so go on and hit me again with a treble tequilla

getting out my head
how am i meant to feel
nothings seeming real
but ive got balls of steel
tell me if im talking
bollocks coz im funny
getting low on money
just having a good time

the barman brings a stool
i had nowhere to sit
but now i am a regular
my fag is always lit
get me in a treble
and have one 4 yourself
and if you feel ure juices flow
we'll make excuses and we'll go

BRIDGE

CHOROUS