Circle of Poo (chords) - Southpark

Hello fellow music lovers,

Perhaps this song is familiar with you, but it is a song featuring in south park episode 4-16. I can't seem to figure out the right chords to play it on my guitar. Perhaps anyone knows them, or is willing to find them for me? I have been scorching all over the Internet but nothing has turned up yet. It would be much appreciated

Mauranius

(P.S. I was thinking myself it was E,C,D or E,A,D in repeating order, with a capo on the first fret.....)

The lyrics: (now i need the chords!!)

Everything that lives on earth poos in some way
And thats how the cycle happens each and everyday
Just look at the green green grass and the birds up in the sky
Its all here because of poo and now ill tell you why

Grass is eaten by the cattle
Which is eaten by women and men
Defuses with their body, and becomes poo again
And that poo goes through the sewer
which is tucked into the sea
and its eaten by the plankton which becomes the fishes me
We got bigger fish with the poo still inside
Swims up near the shore and gets eaten alive
By a grizzly bear that poos on a dead piece of sand
So that it can spring to the life and become poo for the land!

Its the poo of the antelope, the poo of the giraffe
Which crawls up to the earth, and becomes the blades of grass
The grass is eaten by the cattle, which comes out the other end
To make poo for the humans, and start all over again.

Mr: Hankey You see son? Youre not an insignificate part of life!
You are life!
Cornwallis: But how can I be that blade of grass? Or a human?
I dont control what they do
Mr. Hankey: Just like your heart beets without u thinking about it.
So do your giraffes and humans do what they do. Without you even
thinking about it! But it is all one life form. It is all you.
Cornwallis: I think I see now (deep singinge voice)
Im the poo of the antelope, that flows onto the ground
Mr. Hankey: Which becomes the grass of tomorrow
Cornwallis: Yea
Mr. Hankey: Which the critters turn around
Cornwallis: And I'm the leg of a leopard. And the wings of a hen.
Both: Which becomes the inner part of humans, and turn back to
poo again. Thats the circle, the circle of poooooooooooo

I dont know if you are still interested but I was trying to find the chords as well and had no luck online. I have been trying these see what you think;

F----------------------------Bb----------C
Everything that lives on earth poos in some way

F-------------------------------Bb------------C
And thats how the cycle happens each and everyday

Dm--------------------------------------Bb-----------C
Just look at the green green grass and the birds up in the sky

Dm------------------Bb-----------------------C
Its all here because of poo and now ill tell you why


-----------------------Bb
Grass is eaten by the cattle

------------------------------F
Which is eaten by women and men

--------------------Bb-----------------------C
It fuses with their bodies, and becomes poo again

----------------------------Dm
that poo goes through the sewer

----------------------Bb
which dumps into the sea

---------------------C-------------------------------F
and its eaten by the plankton and becomes the fishes meal

--F--------------------------Bb-------C
When that bigger fish with the poo still inside

----F-------------------------------Bb----C
It Swims up near the shore and gets eaten alive

Dm----------------------------Bb-----------C
By a grizzly bear that poos on a dead piece of sand

------Dm-----------------------------Bb----------C
So that it can spring to life and become poo for the land!


-------------------Bb----------------------F
Its the poo of the antelope, the poo of the giraffe

----------------------Bb------------------------------C
That crawls up to the earth, and becomes the blades of grass

-------------------------Dm-------------------------------Bb
The grass is eaten by the cattle, which comes out the other end

---------------------C------------------------F
To make poo for the humans, and start all over again.



Mr: Hankey You see son? You’re not an insignificant part of life!
You are life!
Cornwallis: But how can I be that blade of grass? Or a human?
I don’t control what they do
Mr. Hankey: Just like your heart beets without u thinking about it.
So do your giraffes and humans do what they do. Without you even
thinking about it! But it is all one life form. It is all you.
Cornwallis: I think I see now (deep singing voice)

--------------------B---------------------------F#
I’m the poo of the antelope, that flows onto the ground
---------------------------------B
Mr. Hankey: Becomes the grass of tomorrow

Cornwallis: Yea
-------------------------------------C#
Mr. Hankey: Which the critters turn around

------------------------------D#m----------------------B
Cornwallis: And I'm the leg of a leopard. And the wings of a hen.

----------------------------------------C#
Both: Which becomes the inner part of humans, and turn back to

-------F#-----------B-----------C#----F#
poo again. Thats the circle, the circle of poooooooooooo


Might be wrong but its really early in the morning, the key change at the end nearly caught me out. I play it all in bar chords; it makes the step up at the end easier.