Suave remix! Please translate

Esto va suave
sabe bien suave, suave, suave
sabe bien suave
esto va suave
sabe bien suave, suave, suave
sabe bien suave

esto va suave
sabe bien suave, suave, suave
sabe bien suave
esto va suave
quieres un poco de cazabe
pa ver como sabe

aunque no quepa
metele con pepa
de pura cepa le someto a cualquier arepa
me voy con to' y jaqueca
pa que lo sepa
yo se que tu quieres chuparme las quenepas
aunque no sean de ponce
no importa que no sean ni de oro, ni de plata, ni de bronce
lo que se es que te gusta el roce
tambien se que te gusta mi elefante como toce
echate pa la'o
cambia la pose
quiero escucharte con diferentes voces
metale chambon que ya mismo son las doce
y te quiero dar pa bajo hasta las catorce
a ti te gusta montar y que te monten
te gusta que te lo desembolsen y te lo embolsen
con tanta crema parece un molten
si no quieres que se enteren nos vamos por clave morse

esto va suave
sabe bien suave, suave, suave
sabe bien suave
esto va suave
sabe bien suave, suave, suave
sabe bien suave

esto va suave
sabe bien suave, suave, suave
sabe bien suave
esto va suave
quieres un poco de cazabe
pa ver como sabe

yo quiero beber agua de ese pozo
chocolatoso
embriagarme con tu caldo de oso
hasta ver borroso
no importa si esta salado o esta soso
por que estoy mochoso
atea, diabolica o catolica
no importa todas gritan igual como sinfonica

quieres soplar un poco la armonica
pa que tragues vitaminas supersonicas

le meto turbo
con los dedos curvos
ambidiestro
a lo derecho y a lo zurdo
mija usted elija
lengua por la vejiga
o por la verija

quitale el candado a tu rendija
que tu sabes que tu eres pal time
tu no eres fija
asi que no me sija
vamos a echarle masilla a tu vasija
y despues pasarle lija
tengo la pija mirando pa tu balsa
ella descalza aunque este descalza
vamo a echarte salsa
no te hagas del rogar
no seas falsa
avanza ponte mansa

esto es carniceria a lo camboya
vamo a sudar mucha salsa soya
hasta oler a cebolla

aqui llego tu caballo de troya
a calentar la olla
fumate una polla
pa que flotes sin usar una bolla
llego el que se enrolla y se desenrolla
el ingeniero del sexo Mister Distroya
el se�or ______
el que te alegra la noche
el que cierrra cualquier episodio con broche
de oro
el que te pone los cuernos de toro
mas vaquero que un marlboro
ahora vamonos pal coro

esto va suave
sabe bien suave, suave, suave
sabe bien suave
esto va suave
sabe bien suave, suave, suave
sabe bien suave

esto va suave
sabe bien suave, suave, suave
sabe bien suave
esto va suave
quieres un poco de cazabe
pa ver como sabe

This goes soft
Knows soft, soft, soft
Knows soft
This goes soft
Knows soft, soft, soft
Knows soft

This goes soft
Knows soft, soft, soft
Knows soft
This goes soft
Want a little cazabe
PA watch knows

Although not fit
Metele with Pepa
Pure strain it put to any arepa
I go with to 'and migraine
PA you to know
I know that you want to suck my the quenepas
Whether or not Ponce
No matter that are neither gold, nor silver, nor bronze
What is it you like rubbing
It is you like my elephant as toce
Echate PA la'o
Changes pose
I want to hear different voices
Metale chambon that are now twelve
And you want to jam up under the fourteen
You like you assemble and mount
You like what you spent and what you embolsen
So cream seems a molten
If you do not want to know we are going to key morse

This goes soft
Knows soft, soft, soft
Knows soft
This goes soft
Knows soft, soft, soft
Knows soft

This goes soft
Knows soft, soft, soft
Knows soft
This goes soft
Want a little cazabe
PA watch knows

I want to drink water from the well
Chocolatoso
Embriagarme your broth bear
To see blurry
No matter if this salty or is soso
That I mochoso
Atheist, or diabolica CATHOLIC
All equal no matter shout as symphonic

Want to blow a little of the harmonic
PA that tragues vitamins supersonicas

You get Turbo
With fingers curved
Ambidiestro
To the right and to left-handed
Mija you choose
Tongue bladder
Or by verija

Quitale the lock to your slit
That you know that you are time pal
You Are Not your sets
So I sija
Let's get to your putty crock
And then pass sandpaper
I pija watching your raft ap
It barefoot although this barefoot
Vamo a Echarte sauce
You do not beg the
Do not be false
Ponte progresses meek

This is carnage to cambodia
Vamo a sweat much soy sauce
Even smack of onion

I arrive here your trojan horse
To warm the pot
Fumate a ****
Ap flotes that without using a bolla
Llego which rolls and unrolls
Engineer sex Mister Distroya
The Mr ______
You glad the night
Cierrra which any episode snap
Gold
Where you put the horns of a bull
More than a Marlboro cowboy
Now vámonos Pal choir

This goes soft
Knows soft, soft, soft
Knows soft
This goes soft
Knows soft, soft, soft
Knows soft

This goes soft
Knows soft, soft, soft
Knows soft
This goes soft
Want a little cazabe
PA watch knows

Could someone please re-translate this song for me? Anyone can copy/paste the song into Babelfish (or whatever), but they are NOT accurate and don't help any of us here looking for answers...

*BUMP*

yes could someone actually translate this, a true spanish speaker not a free online translator please.

this song is very vulgar lol, a lot of the lines, and i mean A LOT are double meanings, just as in most reguetón songs. i have put further meanings in parthetises to try to make it more clearer.

(chrous)
this will go smooth
you know very well, smooth, smooth
you know well, smooth
this will go smooth
you know well, smooth, smooth
you knwo well, smooth

this will go smooth
you know very well, smooth, smooth
you knwo well, smooth
this will go smooth
you want a little bit of bread (cazabe is a flat piece of bread, signifying his d***)
to see, you know


even tho it doesnt fit
make it fit with this stone
thru and thru, ill put in whatever roll (talking about putting his d*** in whatever hole he wants)
im leaving with everything and a headache
so you know
i know that you wanna suck my quenepas (quenepas are a type of fruit, which in this context is meant in a vulgar way, his balls)
even tho there not from ponce
it doesnt matter that there not even made of gold, or silver, or even bronze
what i know is that you like rubbing
and i also know that you like how my elephant coughs (vulgar sense, meaning ejaculation)
turn sidways
change ur position
i wanna listen to you with diffent voices (moaning)
speed it up its already 12
and i wanna do you deep until 14
with so much cream it seems like lava (volcano) (referring to an orgasm)
if you dont want them to them to enter were leaving for clave morse

-chrous-

i wanna drink water from that hole (vulgar sense)
chocolatliey
to intoxicate myself with the soup from ur bear (vaginal fluids)
until i cant see clear
it doesnt matter if its salty or bland
because im mochoso (maybe ‘mocoso’ which meanas kid, not sure)
atheistic, diabolical, or cahtolic
it doesnt matter, they all shout the same symphonies

you wanna blow the harmonica a little (harmonica referring to d***)
so you can swallow supersonic vitamins (sperm)

i do it quickly
with my fingers curved
ambidextrious
right handed and left handed
girl u choose
tounge in the bladder
or in the groin

take off that lock to your crack (meaning let me in you, becomes clearer as you read more of this verse)
you know your a cheater
your not fixed (not taken, not set with 1 person)
so dont reject me
were gonna put a filler in ur vessel (d*** in her p****)
and after that we will sand it down
i have the kid looking at ur raft (d*** looking at p****)
were gonna give you sauce (cum)
dont play hard
dont be fake
advance, tame ur self

this is slaughter to the camboya (workin that p**** jaja)
were gonna swet a lot of soy sauce (get wet)
until we smell like an onion (odor of sex)


your trojan horse is here
to heat up the pot (sex)
smoke my d*** (suck it)
so you can float without using a floater (she can have fun without a dildo)
the one who rolls and unrolls himself is here
the enginer of sex mr destroyer
the man
the one who makes ur night happy
the one who ends every episode with a clasp
of gold
the one who puts bull horns in you (bull horns meaning d***)
more cowboy then a marlboro
now lets go to the chrous

-chorus-