Worst Lyrics... Ever

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  1. damarys's Avatar

    damarys said:

    Default Worst Lyrics... Ever

    Okay, we have all heard them and probably sung them!
    Sometimes a song has a good beat but the words are awful. Maybe they're funny, maybe they're silly... share them!

    This song just made me go.... WHAT!!!???

    I love you period - by Dan Baird

    I love you period
    Do you love me question mark
    Please, please exclamation point
    I want to hold you in parentheses
    I love you period
    Do you love me question mark
    Please, please exclamation point
    I want to hold you in parentheses
  2. Brian's love Child said:

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    "Second Chance" by Shinedown makes me want to puke. Good lord who uses the phrase "I'm just sayin' " in any serious sense???

    "My eyes are open wide
    And by the way, I made it
    Through the day
    I watched the world outside
    By the way, I'm leaving out Today (Ooooh you're soooooo deep *barf)

    I just saw Hayley's comet, (doubt it)
    shoo-ting
    Said ,"Why you always running in place? ( let me find 10,000 other songs that say that)
    Even the man in the moon disappeared (MAN IN THE MOON??? please be more cliche)
    Somewhere in the stratosphere"


    [Chorus]
    Tell my mother,
    Tell my father
    I've done the best I can (as if they aren't listening to this crap on MTV anyways)
    To make them realize
    This is my life (aren't you like 30?)
    I hope they understand
    I'm not angry, I'm just saying...
    Sometimes goodbye
    Is a second chance

    Please don't cry
    One tear for me (doesn't crying entail tears??)
    I'm not afraid of
    What I have to say
    This is my one and
    Only voice (duuuuurrrr)
    So listen close, it's
    Only for today (no thanks...)

    I just saw Hayley's comet, shoo-ting
    Said ,"Why you always running in place?
    Even the man in the moon disappeared
    Somewhere in the stratosphere"


    [Chorus]
    Tell my mother,
    Tell my father
    I've done the best I can
    To make them realize
    This is my life
    I hope they understand
    I'm not angry, I'm just saying...
    Sometimes goodbye
    Is a second chance

    Heres my chance
    This is my chance (I'm sure you'll write more crappy songs)



    It also doesn't help that the lead singer to the band dresses all metal and then sings this crap so some stupid pop ballad.
  3. kardoula95's Avatar

    kardoula95 said:

    Thumbs down

    I found stupid lyrics in the song "Life" of Des'ree. Watch the lyrics....

    "I'm afraid of the dark
    Especially when I'm in the park
    When there's no one else around
    Oh I get the shivers
    I don't wanna see a ghost
    It's the sight that I fear most
    I'd rather have a piece of toast
    Watch the evening news

    Life, oh life
    Oh life, oh life
    Life, oh life
    Oh life, oh life... "

    Watch the first part. I don't know what you think about it but I think those lyrics are just dumb.
    But I like the song though
  4. Faayzaah' said:

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    Heheyy , Nice topic !
    'It wasn't me's lyrics , by Shaggy & Ricardo Ducent , suck big time even though the beat is good ..
    They're so weird I don't even want to write them LOL !
  5. Spirit34's Avatar

    Spirit34 said:

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    Slippery D*k By Peaches.

    The worst lyrics to ever find....

    Can you cut the mustard to clear the custard

    you got a
    butter mouth
    butter cup
    buttered buns
    butter up
    black hankie
    straight shot
    no raincoat
    flame hot
    tongue teaser
    old geezer
    shrimp pleaser
    fridge freezer
    kitchen cleaner
    cherry picker
    soup sipper
    lilly dipper
    hoop snake
    double header
    flip flop
    69er
    dairy farmer
    cream of the crop
    got rich(shock)
    dont stop dont stop

    slippery D*k
    its just a fish in the atlantic

    bam bam
    you wanna ram the damn
    pull back the curtains
    and feed the clam
    bo peep
    lookie freak
    peer *****
    voyeur
    wind jammer
    party slammer
    cake eater
    vacuum cleaner
    private rave
    tawste bud
    jelly cave
    lil nub
    call it a queeb
    call it a queef
    big chuck young buck(fist **** **** suck)
    whats the diff

    slippery ****
    its just a fish in the atlantic

    toss freaker
    floss tweaker
    sauce leeker
    moss shrieker
    face artist
    linguist
    ficky fick
    specialist
    easy mark
    easy make
    easy bake
    oven quake
    bucket boy
    we spaghetti
    whack job
    lunch is ready

    can you cut the mustard to clear the custard

    slippery ****
    its just a fish in the atlantic
    "The morning dawned upon this altar
    Remains of the dark passion play
    Performed by his friends without shame
    Spitting on his grave as they came" ~♥♥♥~
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    Ligeia said:

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    From Never say goodbye:
    Remember when we used to park /On Butler Street out in the dark
    Remember when we lost the keys /And you lost more than that in my backseat

    I'll be there for you by Bon Jovi too.
    "I guess this time you're really leaving /I heard your suitcase say goodbye" (this always makes me laugh)

    "You say you're cried a thousand rivers / And now you're swimming for the shore /You left me drowning in my tears /And you won't save me anymore "

    And Baby you know my hands are dirty /But I wanted to be your valentine /I'll be the water when you get thirsty, baby /When you get drink, I'll be the wine

    Nothing against BJ, I'm sure they've done better stuff, but these are two of the stupidest songs I've ever heard!
    "-Please tell me you're going to appeal to my humanity..."
    "-Actually, I'm planning to threaten you."

    "Well, if you'll excuse me, I have work to do. Evil plots don't just make themselves, you know!"
  7. kardoula95's Avatar

    kardoula95 said:

    Smile Ich bau 'ne Stadt für dich.. *singing* xp

    Haha these "Slippery" lyrics and the text of Bon Jovi
    Amazing.

    I've got new stuuupid lyrics indeed in german.. but they're too stupid, everytime I hear the song I joke about it. xp
    Although I have to share it with non-german people because it's too funny.
    So I translated it. (:

    "Es ist so viel, so viel zu viel
    Überall Reklame
    Zuviel Brot und zuviel Spiel
    Das Glück hat keinen Namen

    Alle Straßen sind befahr’n
    In den Herzen kalte Bilder
    Keiner kann Gedanken lesen
    Das Klima wird milder"

    It's so much, so much too much
    Everywhere advertisement
    Too much of bread and too much of game
    Luck has no name

    All the streets are travelled
    In the hearts are cold images
    Nobody can read the thoughts
    The climate goes colder (milder? )

    Refrain:
    "Ich bau 'ne Stadt für dich
    Aus Glas und Gold wird Stein
    Und jede Straße die hinausführt
    Führt auch wieder rein
    Ich bau eine Stadt für dich
    Und für mich"

    Chorus:
    I build a city for you
    Out of glass and gold becomes stone
    And every street that carries you out
    Carries you in again
    I build a city for you
    And for me

    "Keiner weiß mehr wie er aussieht
    Oder wie er heißt
    Alle sind hier auf der Flucht
    Die Tränen sind aus Eis

    Es muss doch auch anders geh'n
    So geht das nicht weiter
    Wo find ich Halt, wo find ich Schutz?
    Der Himmel ist aus Blei hier

    Ich geb keine Antwort mehr
    Auf die falschen Fragen
    Die Zeit ist rasend schnell verspielt
    Und das Glück muss man jagen"


    Nobody knows how he looks like
    Or how he's called
    Everybody is on the run here
    The tears are out of ice

    I don't give an answer aymore
    To the wrong questions
    The time is bungled very fast
    And you have to chase the luck

    ...chorus again.. ich bau 'ne Stadt für dich ...

    "Eine Stadt in der es keine Angst gibt nur Vertrauen
    Wo wir die Mauern aus Gier und Verächtichkeit abbauen
    Wo das Licht nicht erlischt
    Das war's dahin
    Und jedes Morgenrot
    Und jeder Traum sich lohnt
    Und wo jeder Blick durch Zeit und Raum in unsere Herzen fließt"

    A city where is no fear only faith
    Where we'll remove the walls out of greed and sniffiness
    Where the light won't get out
    "Das war's dahin" (I don't know how to translate it.)
    And every dawn and every dream is worth it
    And where every view through time and space is flowing into our hearts

    repeat chorus and then it's over. Lucky.
    What do you think about it?

    If you want to listen to the song just do it. The link:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jG1lujlMMsg

    Maybe it sounds good when you don't really understand the lyrics.