come to me guys,, come to me,,
i am gonna teach u something for free,,
maths physics chemistry are so old we call it history,,

oh!!
coming back to the point,,
i am gonna teach u something for free,,
its called killing someone with barehands, u see,,

killin someone is not as hard as it looks,,
it does not need u reading some big fat books,,
you dont need a proffesional like osama ,,
even an amatuer like dalai lama,
can teach u if u promise to giv him minnisha lamba,,

looks like we are diverting our attention!!
who the heck needs attention when all i need is pretention,,
guys!!
killin someone is an art
adnan sami cant do it with just a fart..

iam gonna show u a little demonstration,,
you can volunteer if u like ,,no provocation..
first,,i am gonna pull ur eyes out with determination,
next sec u are gonna end up in boling oil ,, no hesitation,,

sorry guys ive been carried away a bit,,
i told u i was gonna teach it with bare hands i did,,
you dont have to be logan for it,,
just push ur way through his stomach a bit,,
pull out his spine he aint got any use for it,,
it looks better on someone else i think,,

so guys u r done,,
u just learned how to kill some one,,
try this on ur family try this on ur kids,,
am sure they gonna love it and make some vids,,
post them on net post them on youtube,,
in 3 days u gonna hit i million reviews..

and last but not the least,,
take good care of this knowledge its hard to preach,,
teach them to u r frns teach them to ur kids,,
tell them to keep practising on evertone once atleast..

so me ,
ur teacher has done ma part,,
taught each of u this ancient art,,
and now its time for me to retire,,
get away from me i cant respire,,

what the heck happened??
who pulled my spine out??
wat u ve done kid, have u got ur brains out
i told u to practise with frns not with me,
i am too old for this stuff u see,,
now i am leaving will anyone come with me,,

now tat i am going,
i had this wish,
i wanted to put rakhi sawant in a boiling dish,
so any of u lads do it for my sake,,
or else u r gonna end up being dead before having ur bday cake..

no ones gonna weep no ones gonna cry,,
who da heck cares ,,
dont even try!!!!!