Can someone please translate this...thanks in advance

Alexis Y Fido ---I did look if it had been translated before and it had not
(¡Uh-oh!) Me quiere besar
Yo que la puse mal
(¡Uh-oh!) La quiero tocar
Yo que la puse mal

Y si ella baila reggaeton
Pónganle motivación
Dale, aguanta...
Chica, aguanta...
Y si ella baila reggaeton
Pónganle motivación
Dale, aguanta...
Chica, aguanta...

(¡Tócame, mmmmm!)
(¡Tócame, mmmmm!) Yo que la puse mal...
(¡Tócame, mmmmm!)
(¡Tócame, mmmmm!) Yo que la puse mal...

Presa 'ready', acomódese
Un par de besitos y nena enamórese
Deja el 'camouflage', acomódese en el dash
Ya 'ta ready en 'cash', so, 'flashhhh'
Para mi no hay, para mi no hay otra
No se preocupe, en seguida yo supe
Que a usted nadie le suple
Si se porta mal el hierro escupe
La hago gemelos, trillizos y cuádruples

(¡Uh-oh!) Me quiere besar
Yo que la puse mal
(¡Uh-oh!) La quiero tocar
Yo que la puse mal

Y si ella baila reggaeton
Pónganle motivación
Dale, aguanta...
Chica, aguanta...
Y si ella baila reggaeton
Pónganle motivación
Dale, aguanta...
Chica, aguanta...

Usted es comida para los perros
Dale, invítalo pa' un entierro
Agarra por el mango al hierro
A lo que la puerta yo cierro
Ahí es que se nos va a salir lo de perro
Allí lo va a sentir entero
Usted es comida para los perros
Dale, invítalo pa' un entierro
Agarra por el mango al hierro
A lo que la puerta yo cierro
Ahí es que se nos va a salir lo de perro
Allí lo va a sentir...
Cielo, no te apures, si me gusta y quieres un beso
Perro, dale de eso, un beso... (Ohh, ohh!)
Me pongo travieso cuando con ella yo te tieso
Deja la pichaera y dame de eso...

(¡Uh-oh!) Me quiere besar
Yo que la puse mal
(¡Uh-oh!) La quiero tocar
Yo que la puse mal

Y si ella baila reggaeton
Pónganle motivación
Dale, aguanta...
Chica, aguanta...
Y si ella baila reggaeton
Pónganle motivación
Dale, aguanta...
Chica, aguanta...

(¡Tócame, mmmmm!)
(¡Tócame, mmmmm!) Yo que la puse mal...
(¡Tócame, mmmmm!)
(¡Tócame, mmmmm!) Yo que la puse mal...

'Los Reyes del Perreo!'
Alexis!
Fido!
Esta es la segunda!
Y andamos con Mekka!
El de Cayey!
La nueva amenaza en la música!
Mekka!
'Los Reyes del Perreo!'
Controlando el género del reggaeton!
Facil!
Yomy's back!

you have choiced the worst kind of music to translate..let's see if I can help you...

(¡Uh-oh!) she wants to kiss me
I excited her
(¡Uh-oh!) I want to touch her
(¡Uh-oh!) I excited her

If she dances regaeton
make it harder
make it, make it
girl, make it
If she dances regaeton
make it harder
make it, make it
girl, make it

(¡Touch me, mmmmm!)
(¡Touch me, mmmmm!) I excited her...
(¡Touch me, mmmmm!)
(¡Touch me, mmmmm!) I excited her...

prey be ready!
I'm gonna give you a pair of kisses and you'll fall in love with me
leave the camouflage and get ready in the dash
"you are ready in cash, so flash"
there's not anyone alse for me
don't worry, I knew suddenly that any girl couldn't replace you
if you are not quiet my twig (penis) will spit you
you will have twins, triplets and quadruplets

(¡Uh-oh!) she wants to kiss me
I excited her
(¡Uh-oh!) I want to touch her
(¡Uh-oh!) I excited her

If she dances regaeton
make it harder
make it, make it
girl, make it
If she dances regaeton
make it harder
make it, make it
girl, make it

You are dogs' food
invite him for a burial
take the twig by the handle
I', gonna close the door
and we'll become dogs
and you will feel it completely

You are dogs' food
invite him for a burial
take the twig by the handle
I', gonna close the door
and we'll become dogs
and you will feel it .....

my dear, dont' worry,
I like it...do you want a kiss?
dog, give it to me, give me a kiss (Ohh, ohh!)
I put myself wicked when I am with her
be quiet and give me that..

(¡Uh-oh!) she wants to kiss me
I excited her
(¡Uh-oh!) I want to touch her
(¡Uh-oh!) I excited her

If she dances regaeton
make it harder
make it, make it
girl, make it
If she dances regaeton
make it harder
make it, make it
girl, make it

(¡Touch me, mmmmm!)
(¡Touch me, mmmmm!) I excited her...
(¡Touch me, mmmmm!)
(¡Touch me, mmmmm!) I excited her...

The kings of perreo
Alexis...Fido!
This is the second!,
and we are with mekka.form cayey!
the new threat of music!
mekka!!
The kings of perreo
takin control of reggaeton!
easy!
yomy's back!

thank you for translating and the insult

what insult..I just translated those lyrics..