Philippine Novelty Song

Well, Novelty means not Love Song, not patriotic well song for the masses

The Spaghetti refer to the dance, the wiggling of the belly. If you think this song is so sensual, this song is for the children.



Joey:
O ano mga darling, ready na ba kayo?/[red]Oh What darling, are you ready?[/red]
O sige, simulan na natin ha?[red]Alright Let's begin ok?[/red]
Okey 5 6 7 8! ...

Apir tayo sumakit ang ulo ko[red] Let's high five, my head aches[/red]
Sumakit ang beywang ko[red]my belly aches[/red]
Sexbomb, sexbomb, sexbomb
(Joey): O tuloy tuloy lang hajOh Just continue ok
Apir tayo sumakit ang dibdib koLet's high five, my chest ache
Sumakit ang tuhod komy knee aches
Sexbomb, sexbomb, sexbomb
(Joey): O sabay sabay ...all together

Chorus:
Spaghetting pababa, pababa ng pababaSpaghetti, going down, going down and going down
Spaghetting pataas, pataas ng pataasSpaghetti going up, going up and going up
Spaghetting pababa, pababa ng pababa
Spaghetting pataas, spaghetting bababaSpaghetti going up, going up and going up
At pataas! (break)And going up
Aw! makinig kayo ...Aw you all listen

Joey: (Rap)
Ayokong pumayat, ayokong tumaba i don't want to be think, I don't want to be fat
Ayoko ring matulad sa isang dambuhalaI don't want to be like a giant
Ayoko sa lahat yung buto't balatI don't want most of all to be skinny
Ayoko ring tawagin na tabachoy at payatI dont want to be called obese and thin
Ang gusto ni tsupot ay sexy, sexy, sexy, sexyWhat Tsupot wanted is sexy, sexy, sexy
Kaya mag-exercise yan ang aking masasabi ...that's why we must exercise that's what i can say
(Repeat 1st stanza & chorus)

Joey: (Rap)
Igiling pababa, igiling pataas you wiggle down, you wiggle up
Tunawin ang taba para ito ay lumabasdissolve the fat so it would come out
At sa mapapayat, bata o may edadand to the thin one, young one and old one
Igalaw ang katawan at huwag tatamad tamadyou move your body and not to be lazy
Kung gusto nyong sumeksi if you wanted to be sexy,
Gumanda ang iyong bodyyou ought to move your body
Lahat ay sumayaw yan ang aking masasabi ...all must dance that's what i recommend
(Repeat 1st stanza)
(Repeat chorus 4x)

Filipino has no discrimination against the gay. The singer was pushing someone to believe she was a woman because it was true



girl lalu lalu
girl lalu lalu
girl lalu lalu lalu(x4)

teka babae ka ba ? (male voice) wait are you a girl

babae po ako, mali ka dyan sa inaakala moi'm a woman, it is wrong what you thought
babae po akoI'm (really) a woman
hindi ako clonei'm not a clone
lalong di likha ng iyong ilusyonmuch more created by your ilusion
babae po akoi'm (really) a woman

pag nakatagilid when sideview
tingin mo lang ako´y otapyou think that I'm just a pancake
porket ba bumper kosimply because my behind
small lang ang sukatwas only small in size
babae po akoI'm (really) a woman
no no no
babae po akoI'm (really) a woman

(chorus)

di ako bakla klah klah klah klah klahI'm a not a gay, gay, gay, gay, gay,gay
di ako shokla klah klah klah klah klahI'm not an ugly gay, gay, gay, gay, gay
nililinlang ka lang ng yong paninginYour eyes are playing tricks on you
babae po akoi'm really a woman
so so so sweet

di ako bakla klah klah klah klah klahI'm a not a gay, gay, gay, gay, gay,gay
di ako shokla klah klah klah klah klahI'm not an ugly gay, gay, gay, gay, gay
babae po akoI'm (really) a woman
wish ko langOh How I wish
para wala ng paliwanaganso no more explanation

girl lalu lalu
girl lalu lalu
girl lalu lalu lalu(x4)

teka nga muna sigurado ka bang babae ka talaga (male voice)perhaps you are really a woman

babae po akoI'm (really) a woman
trip mo ba angWas it your trip?
subukan pa akoto test me
babae po ako (you see)I'm really a woman, you see
ang hugis ko´y cokeMy shape are coke
at hindi akoand I'm not
salamat po dok product of Thank you Doc (means she was not operated)
pini pini pini pilyo (im excited gosh)naughty, naughty, naughty
kung iyong titignan parang may sikong apatif you think that there is a four elbow
na iba iba lang ang kinanalagyanis different from where it should be
pero babae po akobut I'm really really a woman
sure na sure akoI'm so much sure I'm a woman
babae po akoi'am (really) a woman

(chorus x2)
di ako bakla klah klah klah klah klahI'm a not a gay, gay, gay, gay, gay,gay
di ako shokla klah klah klah klah klahI'm not an ugly gay, gay, gay, gay, gay
nililinlang ka lang ng yong paninginYour eyes are playing tricks on you
babae po akoi'm really a woman
so so so sweet

di ako bakla klah klah klah klah klahI'm a not a gay, gay, gay, gay, gay,gay
di ako shokla klah klah klah klah klahI'm not an ugly gay, gay, gay, gay, gay
babae po akoI'm (really) a woman
wish ko langOh How I wish
para wala ng paliwanagan[B]so no more explanation[/B

girl lalu lalu
girl lalu lalu
girl lalu lalu lalu(x4)

(girl lalu lalu girl lalu lalu girl lalu lalu lalu (until song ends)
babae po akoI'm really a woman
babae po akoI'm really a woman
tell me now
babae po akoI'm really a woman
wish ko langhow i wish
babae po akoI'm really a woman
trullly
babae po akoI'm really a woman
period no erase
babae po akoI'm really a woman
yebah yea
babae po akoI'm really a woman
sinabi ko na nga eI had already said
babae po akoI'm really a woman
babae po akoI'm really a woman
babae po akoI'm really a woman