Lets start a freestyle rap battle.

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  1. 8 Mile Kyle said:

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    Man your raps are crap
    im telling you that a fact
    the way you rhym should be a fuking crime
    i should make you pay a fine
    you know what i will because my raps aint free
    ill make you cough up the fee
    the only ones that get my raps for free are my buds
    and im the numba 1 stud
    you should see my skin its whiter then snow
    but with the gangstas i roll
    Ya they call me 8 Mile Kyle
    and you better stay for awhile
    cause you aint heard my freestyle
    the last person you slept with was a guy
    but dont wory i know it was the only thing you could buy
    i guess there wasnt much talking before the bed
    because he didnt metion his name was ted
    your so poor you can only afford a $1 dolla ***
    you cashed your whole check and bought one ho ho
    your probably thinking what is this white guy doin
    but dont worry im goin
    but one more thing
    i usually dont stop rapping until i hear you tap or the bell ding
  2. topperkid said:

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    yo guns man you are amazing at this but 8 mile kyle your the worst rapper iv ever heard man your rhymes dont make any sence and for that fee worth about a cent how long have you spent at these they aint sick there gay go away fuk off no 1 wants you here quer dont even come here again please you swear yor the big cheese the bees knees kyle please hit the floor im a settle the score because its 1 1 but i won a penalty lyricaly speaking your minds weakening as i go on as i flow on if you stay for awhile youl flip my smile upside down like a sad clowns frown hope you drown sorry didnt mean to take it that far ment it t stay on par
  3. hongey said:

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    Keep act'n like you rep the boogy down bronx
    I come from the land of the honky tonk
    Keep talk'n dat **** and ill split ya dome
    Smake ya *** up and send ya home
    Ya come to battle me ya better wear ya vest
    Cause ya cant freestyle wit a slug in ya chest
    Thats what'll happn' if i give it my best
    I flow like a convoy, this mic is my toy
    Scream it out loud and proud Im bad *** white boy
    yall scared to see me on the mic
    cause i might say
    somthing ya might not like, like i'm the damn great white
    Yo, if hind site's 20/20 you should have ya eyes ripped out
    and glued to ya ***
    So you can look back in the past & see how bad
    i just spanked that ***...
    I ain't tryin to win this battle i'm all ready the best
    So i'ma give you the mic and let you finish the rest...
  4. hongey said:

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    you say my rhymes suck and sound like crap
    *****, your the on who cant even rap

    I will put the smackdown cuz thats what I do
    Put *****es in their places just like you

    you cant keep up with me and i think you know that
    your just too sad so go back to yo geek *** pals and chat

    man all you do is talk **** like a little *****
    i bet you a nerdy boy with a high pitch

    i can beat up in any rap battle, any time any day
    ill beat you so bad that youll have nothing to say

    ***** this the truth so just accept it
    before you make a fool outta yo self with your ******* ****

    you think you can keep up with me, huh dude? you cant.
    you aint got **** bro, your just plain wack. thats a rant
  5. Grendels said:

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    You're cold rhymes stink like old grime in a slimy sink
    It clinks along not strong, doesn't even get close to the brink
    I think of better lies at the blink of an eye,
    your s*** tickles me pink until I cry, you don't have a chance to survive among my snide
    You might strive, but you'll take a dive
    Your beating has arrived, I'm revived and you're tongue tied
    You're like the missing link, between bad and terrible
    Your spit was unbearable incomparable and un-repairable
    I disable your unstable and unable rap
    Shits unkempt askew crap, sell it for scrap it ain’t a ***** slap it's a kitsch trap
    I don't just keep up I crush you, mush you, make the shame gush from you
    You're lame, hush don't misconstrue the views i spew, you know it’s true
    You sprained yourself trying to maintain and sustain a fast lane flow
    But I detain and reign in your pained attempt to lambaste, in vein you know
    Next time train yourself so you won't be dragging chains yet still be bragging inane
    I arraign you and remain inhumane, next time you wanna inflict pain, make sure to bring a brain
  6. topperkid said:

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    man you swear your hot but your really ice in the freezer kid i just froze ya
    im a composer sent to decompose ya if hes the missing link then your the 1 that died and became exstingt your a fossil and im gods next apposile im hostile you say he has bad flow well man i say your constapated
    your think you player hated but thanks to me you got degraded from a c to an f and the f stands for
    fucck you understand il snap at you like a rubberband im leaving paralised look in his eyes hes terified
    so bad might go commit suicide we wont pray for you to revive
    il end this with one more line your shxt suck it in im in for the and your down for the count
    in round one your done good bye or die?
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    SK'nDeep said:

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    You all carry more old **** then nursing homes neglecting bed pans.
    Switching your styles up nude in the bedroom spiting in the left hand.
    Just bland ,and blameless cause your Intellect reflects off your Incest fam.
    But If your sister was to marry your brother you still wouldn’t be the best man.
    So here I am battling these retards In a leotard and knee guards.
    Just some impotent **** fagots trying to be hard.
    Acting adamant when inadequate,rapping with accidents.
    A gassed up class of *** packing maggot practicing abstinence.
    Polluting this Forum from all the monotonous trash thats dropped.
    gassed up or not Hemorrhoidal flare up is the only time your asses are hot.
    Creatinging no heat like a gay primate in the stone age.
    in a cold cave Rubbing bones together for 364 days.
    no flames, you must of apparently forgot who your facing.
    Yo Even a Woogy's would say this is a hairy situation.
    look burry your head in a deep hole to stay low.
    cuase you pack more *** then J-Low no hope for your raps K.O.
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    HomeGrownProduction said:

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    So someone talks rap battle , Everyone's ego is my ****ing hastle
    Your words are weaker then a crack addict , Fathom it
    Tell me where stand when you rap it , Make a *****y little point and some one trys stab it
    then the next ***** stands right back up at it , I just sit the **** here and laugh at it
    You can try to diss on me , Say some little kiddie **** trying to piss on me
    So good for you , Mother ****er if you still need a clue ,
    The point is there's nothing you can do , I got no ****ing pride to lose
    I got real a ****ing side to use , How we all rap isn't surprising ****ing news
    Some are a wanna be a G , Other's to blind to see , Other's our lost in there head and free
    Some need to take a ****ing seat , Others have a respect to treat , Our levels and ideas can never ****ing meet
    ***** about how everyones style is so discrete , With me you got nothing to beat
    Before I bounce up and leave , Listen to what the **** up I heave
    My attitude comes like a bull rushing steed , I'll tell how you the **** to believe
    Honestly any mother ****er out there try to stop me , I've seen enough **** where in the end you couldn't say you got me , I'm know as genocide , Tell me how bad you take from it behind , Say it's unkind listen mother ****er don't wine
    I'm running out of ****ing time , I'm letting havoc on fakes through every line , Possesed and I could honestly give two **** through every rhyme.
  9. korpsis said:

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    damn , u got the sickest flow , hah u killing em , keep pushing on strong !!!
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    Tre_fly said:

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    I thought I had seen sh!tty rapping before, then I read the end of page one and all of page two.. Wow. Smh. Molo you were killin as always, and guns did his thing but f4ck, that other ish was.. wow. I haven't words for the sh!ttyness. Appalling maybe? A slap to every decent to good rapper ever? I've seen better rhymes on a f4ckin Chucky Cheese commercial before, jesus. Wowowoowowowow.
    "What we think, we become." Buddha
  11. zg25 said:

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    Im gonna spit this **** right here..
    This weeds got me flyin higher than buzz lightyear
    Tim Allens funny as s**t, Tom Hanks i aint havin it
    I make people laugh more in any my rymes than any of his lines
    Im the type everyone wishin they was
    ball so hard gettin moneys a must nothin else i give a f**k
    about, got plenty hoes, you say lend me some
    they want my d**k not something thats skinnier than a twig
    Name's Zackary G got b****s galore
    You may have some but i got much more
    Last edited by zg25; 07-26-2011 at 09:26 AM. Reason: Uncensored a word
  12. _SBU said:

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    Quote Originally Posted by zg25 View Post
    Im gonna spit this **** right here..
    This weeds got me flyin higher than buzz lightyear
    Tim Allens funny as s**t, Tom Hanks i aint havin it
    I make people laugh more in any my rymes than any of his lines
    Im the type everyone wishin they was
    ball so hard gettin moneys a must nothin else i give a f**k
    about, got plenty hoes, you say lend me some
    they want my d**k not something thats skinnier than a twig
    Name's Zackary G got b****s galore
    You may have some but i got much more
    lol.

    you claim to blaze that.. good sweet piff?
    'Buzz Lightyear' when I bet his 'cess is 'Woody s**t'.
    Irrelevant sentences, mentioning Tom Hanks?
    If you've ever even made one, I bet this kid's song's wack!
    stop that.. you think people 'wish they were you'? err...
    some b**chmade, aloof and s**tfaced reviewer??
    bring bait bars... that's not big news..
    If they laugh... it's 'at' not 'with' you.

    your only goal is earning money?
    My poet's soul's traversing sunbeams
    /burning bunnys/ churning honey. etc.
    ^and I know that's just some fantasy scene. ...like Zackary G
    when he spits about b**ches, it's factually weak.
    (ie. not true.)
    but what's new?
    bring beef like stock cubes I'll serve you as hot stew.
    ..serious.. STOP dude!
    you posted a stack of damn tracks for review
    but not one reviewer is thankful of you.
    (sad but it's true)
    Last edited by _SBU; 07-29-2011 at 04:03 PM.
  13. zg25 said:

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    Ok SBU u ****in jew this is how i do,
    i rule this ****in forum i got u beggin for more son,
    ur lines are bringin everyone boredom,
    an ya'll jus jealous these lines u'll never be able to afford um,
    think ur smart well i got news for u *****... your dumb
    an like suckin **** ur mouth always fulla cum,
    ill beat ur head like a drum u ****in punk *** bum,
    u havin a spazum, don't give a **** wouldn't help ya out none
    better watch it son, ill pull out my gun yah ***** u better run
    ill rip ya tounge outta ur mouth, now i got u stunned
    im done with this punk *** *****, i had my fun
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    Molotova said:

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    My weed's from Holland so u bet I'm hardened
    Smoke leafs by the garlands, I beg ur pardon
    Your teeth appear brown from the shxt you talking
    And ur dxck feels down 'cuz of the bxtch u stalking

    Don't represent if you intent to relent when there's an argument
    We dissent so you bend 'cuz I defend 'til the end, I'm the occupant
    Of your mind and your soul, just try and behold
    How my rhyme shines on when outside it's cold

    Your lines disappear when I appear to speak
    I don't mean to interfere, but I'm here to sweep
    Your feet off this thread, I'm the one runnin' it
    You're free to go ahead, but when I'm comin' in

    U better try to hide 'cuz I turn the tide and divide
    Your rhymes like I'm Moses, I misguide & then deride
    Thought u were the first, but your words are the worst
    I'm sure u rehearsed, try and hurt 'em after my verse
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  15. _SBU said:

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    Quote Originally Posted by Molotova View Post
    My weed's from Holland so u bet I'm hardened
    Smoke leafs by the garlands, I beg ur pardon
    Your teeth appear brown from the shxt you talking
    And ur dxck feels down 'cuz of the bxtch u stalking

    Don't represent if you intent to relent when there's an argument
    We dissent so you bend 'cuz I defend 'til the end, I'm the occupant
    Of your mind and your soul, just try and behold
    How my rhyme shines on when outside it's cold

    Your lines disappear when I appear to speak
    I don't mean to interfere, but I'm here to sweep
    Your feet off this thread, I'm the one runnin' it
    You're free to go ahead, but when I'm comin' in

    U better try to hide 'cuz I turn the tide and divide
    Your rhymes like I'm Moses, I misguide & then deride
    Thought u were the first, but your words are the worst
    I'm sure u rehearsed, try and hurt 'em after my verse
    Ok, you hardened up, fast and young, coz' you spark the blunts of master dutch?
    your teeth are only white 'coz after talking sh*t you gargle c*m.
    you ought to sit and pause a bit to form a flip or thoughtful diss.
    Yes my d*ck is down but that's only since I saw your pic.

    you only represent like a pencil sketch.. basic lines.
    I'll end the best, taking time to make it mine.
    you got the vitals right- you do occupy my mind
    when I try to envisage a horrifying sight.

    My lines'll disappear? ..beyond yours.
    you're here to sweep? but whatsmore
    hot b**tches stock kitchens,
    wash dishes and mop floors.

    I'm certified dopest,
    you'll turn the tide? No b*tch.
    Yeah you're fervant like Moses
    but a.broad like the stern of my boat is.
  16. zg25 said:

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    Aight Molo let me handle this b***h right now,
    dude u take a look at molo's pic an ur d**k goes down,
    wow, ur even gayer than i thought u f***in clown,
    **** im the king of this forum wheres my f***in crown,
    molo will u be my queen, everynight i have an amazing dream
    about u, an how we can run this forum an rule
    the world molo baby ill let u be my girl,
    aight off topic a lil bit SBU here my diss u lil s**t,
    ur certified dopiest, believe dat, wheres ur d**k ya really u cant see it?,
    heres a tweezer might be easier for u to find it,
    still cant find it? dude maybe u gotta cl*t ya dumb s**t,
    thats to bad my d**k so big it hardly fit in any girls cl*t,
    u say ur lines disappear, thank god lets hope they dont reappear,
    hahaha u must be a dumf**k, i sit here an jeer
    at u dude u dont even have a clue how much u blew
    it, o yah u like blowin d**k thats right i knew u loved man spew,
    people are booin u to bad u dont have fans like i do
    an all the loot i have god d*mn im havin a hoot,
    shoot i gotta go eat now, thank u all, go ahead an take a bow...
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    Molotova said:

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    I'm so tight, you're such a pxssy, together we're a virgin
    Yet I slide it in your tushy, better yet, I make u turn in
    I'm in shape, my rhyme rapes your paper again
    I create the time for debates, u can hate me then

    My lines are elementary, yours are secondary
    Your tries ain't necessary 'cuz what I write is legendary
    Only 8 bars, and here you are, your intuition's defeated
    Atleast make me try hard, my mission's completed
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  18. zg25 said:

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    SBU b***h i aint done with u,
    ur a lil faget u know its true
    an everyone in this forum knows it too
    that u like spew all over ur face,weird dude
    not tryin to be rude but dude u should like the poon,
    f**k man ur screwed sure u never had a b***d nude
    sorry for puttin ya in a sh**ty mood,
    not i could give a s**t ill show u attitude,
    na dude i aint mad at u,
    why would i be, u haven't dissed me once u prune,
    but ill show some gratitude, maybe
    but god damn ur a fat s**t dude,
    beat that spit fool mof***er im as cool
    as cold day, yo Molo, lets role play
  19. _SBU said:

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    Quote Originally Posted by Molotova View Post
    I'm so tight, you're such a pxssy, together we're a virgin
    Yet I slide it in your tushy, better yet, I make u turn in
    I'm in shape, my rhyme rapes your paper again
    I create the time for debates, u can hate me then

    My lines are elementary, yours are secondary
    Your tries ain't necessary 'cuz what I write is legendary
    Only 8 bars, and here you are, your intuition's defeated
    Atleast make me try hard, my mission's completed
    "Mission completed"? Hah.. what mission?
    ..to look like a.. frog in the cropped picture?
    Molotova's conquered.. over.. the wrong composure..
    a strong opponent but not as potent.
    Beat like goths to romans. Beat like bossa-nova.
    Plainly ZG's got a boner, lost emotions
    and wants to know her.. doesn't mean she's not atrocious.
    you made yourself a cage from those eight bars. I see straight past..
    I'll raise raw hell to replace them with stained-glass. It'll rain shards.
  20. zg25 said:

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    SBU dude u f**kin meth head,
    aight i like speed to but i take addy instead
    an dude least a b***h gives me a boner
    u'll be all by urself a f**kin loner
    are u a stoner? prob not u aint cool enough
    man ima call u the lil cream puff,
    cuz u like that cum all ova ya face, mmhm
    u like that s**t dont u f**k u gay u aint tough
    ill have u f**ked up an lookin rough
    i tie ur a** up an cuff ya,
    o s**t ur a faget u would like that to much,
    Answer this, Are u Dutch? cuz alotta **** they suck,
    why u hatin on woman dude u must not got the right touch
    u got that gay touch the one where u like touchin man butts,
    lol fellow, seems u met ur maker why hello
    their hairy man butts is what u like to stare
    at an like when they take craps on ur chest
    no way man i heard u were the best
    an won the d**k suckin contest
    sorry bro im not impressed
    only woman i like to undress
    an u man are a mess u probably wearin a dress
    right now aight b***h u ready to fight now
    already showed u how to flow, ahh thats right u can barly stand up,
    ur as fat as a cow, goodbye for now...pull the trig on a b***h pow pow