Lets start a freestyle rap battle.

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  1. zg25 said:

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    Start dissin SBU whataya chicken??
  2. _SBU said:

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    Quote Originally Posted by zg25 View Post
    SBU dude u f**kin meth head,
    aight i like speed to but i take addy instead
    an dude least a b***h gives me a boner
    u'll be all by urself a f**kin loner
    are u a stoner? prob not u aint cool enough
    man ima call u the lil cream puff,
    cuz u like that cum all ova ya face, mmhm
    u like that s**t dont u f**k u gay u aint tough
    ill have u f**ked up an lookin rough
    i tie ur a** up an cuff ya,
    o s**t ur a faget u would like that to much,
    Answer this, Are u Dutch? cuz alotta **** they suck,
    why u hatin on woman dude u must not got the right touch
    u got that gay touch the one where u like touchin man butts,
    lol fellow, seems u met ur maker why hello
    their hairy man butts is what u like to stare
    at an like when they take craps on ur chest
    no way man i heard u were the best
    an won the d**k suckin contest
    sorry bro im not impressed
    only woman i like to undress
    an u man are a mess u probably wearin a dress
    right now aight b***h u ready to fight now
    already showed u how to flow, ahh thats right u can barly stand up,
    ur as fat as a cow, goodbye for now...pull the trig on a b***h pow pow
    you asked if I'm Dutch.. Well, No.
    but you want to talk about meth smoke? Let's go..
    Where do you rep bro? ..I bet home's Fresno.
    But wherever your from it'll soon be a dead-zone.
    f**ck off with your love songs, you think you rock fresher?
    I dissed the chick but what's better than 'not desperate'?
    If I'd seen her in person I'd probably want sex but
    this is only a forum, it's not relevant..
  3. zg25 said:

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    Are u mexican? Cuz u seem a little feminine,
    bro im from the midwest where we get that bomb medicine
    even better then hennepin county, hell i can
    write love songs if i want lil b***h whataya my aunt,
    i got that dope that'll make u pu*sys croak
    to bad ur broke id give u some of this smoke
    i got the s**t that'll make u choke
    potent as s**t yah now i know ur thowin a fit
    cuz u aint got the good s**t, know u wanna hit
    i forgot i dont sell to fagets maybe if u liked a clit
    dude just admit ur a faget jus quit,
    do u even like tits? not man boobs sorry dont omit
    gays like u so shoo d**k lick b4 i find u an take a big s**t
    on ur head, suppose u'd wanna get me in bed than,
    god ur a f**kin f*g*t ur my b***h faget get me a beer
    ugly f**k dont look in the mirror u'll break it, know u want it in the rear
    god damn i jus cant get over how much of a faget u are, dont come near
    me u hear me ill break ya f**kin jaw u will fear me
    now b***h beer me, to bad man i got that s**t that cures me
    bomb coke not a joke gay f**k i aint broke
    niether, ahh to bad there it goes up my noes
    to bad ur a faget i got 3 hoes that love ta blow
    c**k but so do u ur mouths always so full of c**k u cant even talk
    well s**t i could go all day on ur axx,
    but its time ta take a break an smoke some grass....Gay axx
    Last edited by zg25; 07-30-2011 at 12:31 AM. Reason: Uncensored
  4. zg25 said:

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    Aight SBU im done smokin my doob,
    hungry as **** im eatin my food
    munchies like a mof**ker na i aint delude
    love hallucinagins jus ate an 8th of shrooms
    now im trippin balls in my room dancin with my broom,
    lets see how many more of these drugs i'll consume
    huff these fumes feelin light headed, nice my pot plants bloomed
    f**k ya im so plume right now, which means "proud of" for all u dumb f**ks
    SBU i know thats u u little f**kin jew u, hey i drew u
    something, its u gettin f**ked in the axx
    while im smokin grass whats that b***h, u jus sass me
    f*get ill kick ur axx so fast u'll forget ur past
    bet thats the last time u f**k with me
    yah b***h i gots lots of class remember dat
    ya fat axx damn it must suck u pass on chicks axx
    guess not for u cuz u like that man axx
    f***ina ur so gay get the f**k outta here better run fast
    yo man ima f**k this fine lass right here,
    Coo SBU its ur mom, f**k ya man im the bomb
    ill explode in ur moms face her face coverd with my waste
    f**k yah b***h hows it taste use my jizz as toothpaste
    grabbed that b***h by the waist as i placed
    my d**k in her butt, say it b***h tell me ur a f**kin ****
    let me hear it aight quit yer yappin ur mouth i want shut
    now take my d**k an rub the s**t out of it than put it in ur clit,
    f**k man my bad im done talkin s**t gone way to far with this.....

    SBU ur still a faget suck d**K u little maget an put it on facebook an tag it "this is me an a dude bangin"
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    Molotova said:

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    Changed my pic so your ***** can raise just by the beauty of my face
    Made y'all sick 'cuz u pricks can't wait to do me on a page
    Y'all ain't even got names, you're just a few letters to me
    Y'all play the same game but I was set up to be

    The murderer of your verses, I hurt 'em in person
    Plus I'm comin' worser, I'm your verbal burden
    You're the last in your class and I may watch u
    I take u fast in the xss, no time to say atchoum
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  6. zg25 said:

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    Yo mo nice pic...got me hard now suck my ****,
    ill do u any day in many ways in any place,
    set the date an time, an ill be on my way
    dont worry bout SBU, hes a f**kin d-bag gay,
    mo i gotta name, u'll be screamin in night an day,
    ill take u back to my pad an off with fun games,
    f**k all these wanna be rappers, they all lame,
    Specially SBU i deffiantly know he wishin he be the same
    as me probably runs aroun the house yellin my name,
    aight sorry im rabblin again,
    these dudes on this forum aint worth nothin
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    Molotova said:

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    All u talk about is SBU, come 'nd try to get me too
    U don't threaten me boo, now u better let me through
    U dream about me screamin' but I don't really see what u mean ?
    Ya just got sixteen but u believe u feelin' me, fo' real ?

    Please, atleast SBU's rhymes give me a decent treatment
    You see, the flow in your lines ain't frequent & sequent
    Your movement is casual, I might as well battle your mam
    You're prudent, I'm tactful, I get at 'em, I'm the bomb
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  8. _SBU said:

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    Quote Originally Posted by Molotova View Post
    All u talk about is SBU, come 'nd try to get me too
    U don't threaten me boo, now u better let me through
    U dream about me screamin' but I don't really see what u mean ?
    Ya just got sixteen but u believe u feelin' me, fo' real ?

    Please, atleast SBU's rhymes give me a decent treatment
    You see, the flow in your lines ain't frequent & sequent
    Your movement is casual, I might as well battle your mam
    You're prudent, I'm tactful, I get at 'em, I'm the bomb
    you switched pic to fit your battlerhymes.
    ...black and white.
    you lack the shine, or cameras lie.
    I'm actual bright natural light. you're lantern-like.

    A "decent treatment".. please believe it..
    on your knees and squealing, breached and pleading..
    Grip the d*ck.. squelch and thrust.
    I'll j*zz on t*ts.. 'Belgian buns'.

    If you're "tactful", why keep losing?
    you're "the bomb".. and I defused it.
  9. zg25 said:

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    U say u like bein on ur knees,
    why another guy gets behind u an takes a pee
    in ur butt, aight molo maybe u are a ****,
    SBU U aint very bright
    ur like bulb with no light,
    now u cant see ya blind,
    yah u knew it was the dude gettin u from behind,
    o bro by the way i blew up quick, so i be the bomb
  10. _SBU said:

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    I'm known to smite souls, killing flawed cynics..
    so yes I'm the 'broken lightbulb' ...you'll be slittling your wrists with.
    and no, I don't have 'blind' eyes.. but you don't have hindsight..
    if you did you might spy that you can't write rhymes
    and you're not a nice guy.
    you barely even qualify life.
    I'm a better rapper and perhaps a better person.
    I'll *** **** your ******'s **** (but that's the censored version).

    :OD
    Last edited by _SBU; 07-30-2011 at 09:52 PM.
  11. zg25 said:

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    my lifes isnt the greatest bein an addict an all
    this stupid addictions like a virus jus wont go away
    its worse than a bug, feel um on my skin as they crawl
    aroun as i scratch an tare people stare all they
    got is problems too no i dont think im cool
    cuz i do drugs wanna be done an quit actin a fool
    but its hard bein addicted to speed too much feel like a big shard
  12. _SBU said:

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    Quote Originally Posted by zg25 View Post
    my lifes isnt the greatest bein an addict an all
    this stupid addictions like a virus jus wont go away
    its worse than a bug, feel um on my skin as they crawl
    aroun as i scratch an tare people stare all they
    got is problems too no i dont think im cool
    cuz i do drugs wanna be done an quit actin a fool
    but its hard bein addicted to speed too much feel like a big shard
    My pen's equipped with venom ink
    and left to drip as sedative.
    ...You're meant to diss...
    Kid, I'm not your therapist.
    It seems you need to vent some s**t.
    Really though, you'd better quit
    before you're laying dead from it.
    ..on second thoughts.. go get a hit.
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    Molotova said:

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    Shxt, my lyrics are bigger than Jay-Z's lips
    U still bxtchin' because u got lady tits
    You're a batty man and what u bring ain't manly
    Under them baggy pants, I think I see a panty


    Too bad that your rap sounds roundly clowney
    This ain't fat, it's your dxck wrapped all around me
    They say life is a bxtch, try to treat her like a lady
    Since u have a dxck, sleep with her and make a baby


    Whatever


    I'mma decrease the size of ur flow like a zip file
    Best believe, your rhymes are too slow for my ill style
    U wanted beef ? Well, tell 'em I eat it raw
    I hate for free, what the hell, I'm the Belgian shah
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  14. _SBU said:

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    Quote Originally Posted by Molotova View Post
    Shxt, my lyrics are bigger than Jay-Z's lips
    U still bxtchin' because u got lady tits
    You're a batty man and what u bring ain't manly
    Under them baggy pants, I think I see a panty


    Too bad that your rap sounds roundly clowney
    This ain't fat, it's your dxck wrapped all around me
    They say life is a bxtch, try to treat her like a lady
    Since u have a dxck, sleep with her and make a baby


    Whatever


    I'mma decrease the size of ur flow like a zip file
    Best believe, your rhymes are too slow for my ill style
    U wanted beef ? Well, tell 'em I eat it raw
    I hate for free, what the hell, I'm the Belgian shah

    if you're so dope then... baby, prove it..
    you mean "Jay Z's" huge lips? ..or your labia bruising?
    I'll kick your c*** to break these shoes in,
    leave it with a navy Blue-print.

    I rinse the profound beats, the purest hiphop.
    No this isn't "clowney". but you're in the big tops.
    surely you'll need a giant dress, the size for ten.
    I'll forcefeed that "raw beef", and you're no lioness.
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    Molotova said:

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    In the beginning there was nothing and even that exploded
    I'm insisting on being me 'cuz I'm ten times doper
    God created you and then had a better idea
    So he made me and together we can be


    Two rappers that battle chapters for answers
    In Flanders I blast 'em 'cuz I'm the master
    Whatever happens, I act like it was meant
    And my actions are facts, I still have content


    I wanna live forever and so far I'm doing fine
    U know I'll never die 'cuz legendary are my rhymes
    No one's perfect, but I get so close it's scary
    The way I work it, ur flows say the contrary
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  16. zg25 said:

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    yo bro it was a good passage
    but u right i am meant to diss, finally agree on this
    b***h i already marked u off my murder list,
    ur dead, an i kill any beat thats in front of me
    yo molo im gonna be the master, u be my disciple
    i rule this forum, guess that kinda makes me a god
    do as i say so molo suck my rod, SbU dont watch
    we already talked about ur gayness
    so i guess u wanna be a goddess
    an wear a dress an act girly,..least ur honest
    Last edited by zg25; 07-31-2011 at 07:32 PM. Reason: forgot word do
  17. Ronnie Ray Weathers said:

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    you might be good and you might be bad
    but now i'm gonna ruin you.. so sad
    theres something i forgot to tell you, do you wanna hear it? (yeah!) oh good i'm so glad
    i'm a merc (mercenary) that plays in the dirt.. (oh boy!) C4 buried now time to destroy! (yay!)
    i blow up buildings and planes too.. one time i blowed a oil rig just for fun of it too (cool!)
    but really i'm just too lonely but girls still love the hero in me (aww)

    Cause I'm a merc (i'm a merc) i gotta be paid
    I'm a merc (i'm a merc) do you wanna be saved?
    I'm a merc (i'm a merc) give that contact to me
    i blow up things and make some green
    Cause I'm a merc!

    please don't make me mad (but why?)
    i will shot you with my .355 (ow!)
    i am good at being a ally
    but enemies beware i love to surprise
    i'm on a mission (on a mission) on a mission from god
    i'm the best in the world, i can even sod.. (ha!)
    but don't try this at home cause its lethal
    i might blow you up or break the bed since its equal

    Cause I'm a merc (i'm a merc) i gotta be paid
    I'm a merc (i'm a merc) do you wanna be saved?
    I'm a merc (i'm a merc) give that contact to me
    i blow up things and make some green
    Cause I'm a merc!
  18. Mr.SuperDuper said:

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    Roy Ray Weather, what the hell where you talking 'bout?
    Your just a ****ing teapot, short and stout
    Trying to compete with the big boys
    Sit down kid and play with your toys
    Go take some **** from other boys,
    Thinking you coming up here winning a prize
    Why do shitty rappers talk about the best?
    You guys are idiots, cheating off the slow kids on a test
    Just a chump kid sucking on your momma's breast
    Sounding like DJ Khaled, give it a rest
    Saying that you are a verbal mercenary when you lack alot of vocabulary
    Probably tricked yourself into thinking you're been slept (on)
    But you are just a goofy chump that is inept
    Face it your not real, your just a bad actor
    That took so much **** your neck bent like a raptor
    Last edited by Mr.SuperDuper; 08-03-2011 at 07:15 AM.
  19. Ronnie Ray Weathers said:

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    first of all i was sounding like icp
    dont even try to sound on my vocabulary
    my named spelled ronnie weathers get it right b
    and do you really want to look like a fool thats just a rap that might end you
    quit your talking now you really don't have a clue
    i was born with a limp is that too gangsta for you?
    yes i am a big boy with big toys too its that a crime well screw you..
    and i might be a rapper but not a merc i was only saying that as a jerk
    so why don't you and your lyrics go home and stay cool
    take wiz khalifa, and soulja boy and try to be retarded **** them too..
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    Molotova said:

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    Mr. Ronnie Ray Weathers, I finally got ur name together
    I'll be Bonnie, you're Heather & privately I play better
    Scratch ur name off the card, it's the art of bein' smart
    Haa, you're gamin' like u hard, but I bombard ur freakin' yard

    My verbal weapons make it happen, I'm the Belgian engine
    Action, this is a sanction, u need a lesson, freshman
    U rhyme like Wiz Khalifa
    And Miss Madea suits ya

    You're more feminine than me, got more estrogen
    To be genuine, u're a whxre tryna act like a gentleman
    But I got specimen, my lines are like medicin
    I'm like Scarface on keratin, I say fly pelicans

    You rhyme only in the end of your sentence
    Allow me to present you without vengeance
    The true composition of a verse
    While I spot contradictions in your words ...
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