Lets start a freestyle rap battle.

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  1. LightHeaded said:

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    let me tell you something you should really know
    here im the ringmaster and your the freakshow
    know listen closely to my directions
    your raps and rhymes they need corrections
    my ears hurt more line after line
    why the h*ll didnt you become a f**king mime
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    Molotova said:

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    Either you're joking, or either you're really light headed.
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  3. zg25 said:

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    Ur direction is straight for d**k
    from the midwest ima rappin hick
    flick ya in the ear like i flick a bic
    stick a d**k inya mouth cuz ya cant spit
    ur s**t, ima hit, u like d**k, i like clit
    sit yo a** down an quit with the lip
    snap like a stick crack witta brick
    throw ya in a crick actin like a prick
    ur a b***h ya lines are s**t mine are sick
    Last edited by zg25; 08-02-2011 at 02:01 AM. Reason: uncensored
  4. _SBU said:

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ronnie Ray Weathers View Post
    first of all i was sounding like icp
    dont even try to sound on my vocabulary
    my named spelled ronnie weathers get it right b
    and do you really want to look like a fool thats just a rap that might end you
    quit your talking now you really don't have a clue
    i was born with a limp is that too gangsta for you?
    yes i am a big boy with big toys too its that a crime well screw you..
    and i might be a rapper but not a merc i was only saying that as a jerk
    so why don't you and your lyrics go home and stay cool
    take wiz khalifa, and soulja boy and try to be retarded **** them too..
    ..Ron's basic..
    Ron Ray's sh*t. The awful thug type. (f*ck hype..)
    'Bombay' switch: I'll call yo' 'mom by'. //(...Mumbai..?)

    you're on some flawed sh*t..
    It's galling.
    Abhor this..
    I'm rhyming multis and don't have to force it.
    "born limp"? you've forfeit.
    (...slick wordsmith??)
    I'm more sick.. born stiff..
    (...fit nurses )

    Ronnie Ray Weathers is.. a shoddy phrase blender with
    Wrongly-made sentences. My hobby's great penmanship.
    Last edited by _SBU; 08-02-2011 at 04:03 PM.
  5. zg25 said:

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    U lil sally, girl handwriting be ur penmanship,
    annoyin an fruity, u on some straight lemon s**t,
    Talk about sick.. Ya lines make me sick to my stomach,
    yah im ill I speak Ebola, ur talk is blah, straight dumb s**t
    change ur hobby bro maybe a British cop, u on that bobby ho
    tryna diss actin snobby, ur rap theme messy like a sloppy joe
  6. _SBU said:

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    Quote Originally Posted by zg25 View Post
    U lil sally, girl handwriting be ur penmanship,
    annoyin an fruity, u on some straight lemon s**t,
    Talk about sick.. Ya lines make me sick to my stomach,
    yah im ill I speak Ebola, ur talk is blah, straight dumb s**t
    change ur hobby bro maybe a British cop, u on that bobby ho
    tryna diss actin snobby, ur rap theme messy like a sloppy joe
    "Lemon sh*t"? so Then admit..
    I'm Freshening. I've Zest for this!
    so.. Yes. it is.

    Neat bro, Sweet flow, the Scheme's jokes but.. "Ebola?"
    catch this like I'm ill and you're getting sneezed over.
    I'm sick and pass the symptoms on.
    and If my style's "Britain's cops"..
    Sit and watch, sniffer dog.
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    Molotova said:

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    I'm the freshest kid in town
    The head chef is around
    Better put them lemons down
    Or I'mma get my weapons out

    Verbal artillery, kill me now, emcee
    There's no killin' me, hit it 'til my rounds empty
    See I'm like a pitbull, you're a poodle
    Yet these lips make u wish u was a noodle
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  8. _SBU said:

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    you're the "head chef".. I'm decapitator.
    more than semtex.. tightly packed and dangerous..

    got a conscience.
    not 'the bomb' but got great respect:
    proper hotness:
    ...molotov-a cocktail-dress'd.
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    Molotova said:

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    Competin' with me is mental torture
    I beat peeps but it's gentle slaughter
    So u chose to act like we're homies
    And it's a fact that you flow deep

    So I don't mind bein' kind 'cuz ur rhymes are fine
    Mine are still divine, I define my shine all the time
    But you aayt, so thanks for the respect, it's vice versa
    We alright, and to be frank, I won't neglect it, I heard ya
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  10. LightHeaded said:

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    Molo i admit at that moment i was pretty lightheaded
    That's a corny joke but honestly i get it
    I realize i shouldn't say that I'm at the top
    Even though i know that I'm really not

    But at least I'm not just barking and not biting
    Like some people here there just all thunder no lightening
    When people call them out there like "oh sh*t I'm not fighting"
    Cause the people that cant back what they say
    It doesn't matter if there dead at the end of the day
  11. quickill said:

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    Thunder all lightining, b*tch you gotta be kiddin
    Your posts on this forum's your only contact with women
    I'll murder ya junior don't start sh*t with me
    You're rappin bout barkin you're up the wrong tree
    Cap you for fifty or cap you for free
    Either way son you're done and that's how it'll be
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    Man I'm not just lightening I'm the whole storm
    And the only p*ssy you get is when your looking at porn
    I may be junior but your definitely a failure
    I'm gonna murder you, drop bombs from my harrier

    Look man, your flow is off and skill is what you lack
    Here's a hint don't rap when your choking on a b*llsack
    Now who's the one who just got annihilated
    Good thing your gone cause your were truly hated
  13. _SBU said:

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    A cold war...
    "The whole storm"?
    ..Behold Thor!

    I Love to rap.
    F*ck a fan:
    .."Thunder"claps!

    I hope that when you mumbled "rap" your lungs collapsed.

    "choking on b*llsack"?
    like.. very blue, dude. (death of an avatar).
    notice your form's bad.
    I'll _S.B.U you. (technical battle bars).
  14. quickill said:

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    i'm here to murder these rappers b*tches get on your knees
    i'm sick and you're a p*ssy you can call me VD
    after i kill ya i'll parade your corpse round this town
    make you dance like micheal jackson til the crowd yells sit down

    i do a drive by in daylight just to make sure you're dead
    decapitate you you p*ssy attach your knees to your head
    so whenever you get on your knees you got your head in the sand
    i tote guns like them boys stationed up in iran
    i'm crazy twisted vicious nasty you ain't even a threat
    as i detach all your limbs i ain't even warmed up yet
    inject you with HIV so you can die slowly
    and broadcast it on live TV to each and every one of your homies
    b*tch you talkin bout avatars man you gotta be kiddin
    this ain't the disney channel ho i call this kill-o-vision
    better than HBO i like to reverse you from livin
    come and shoot up your funeral are you ready to listen
    you get burned like fire your styles old like mariah
    you skinny twerp like nick cannon i'll blast you with two cannons
    a shotgun and a 45 while you're sittin there stammerin

    shoot holes up in your stomach but i'll leave you alive
    prefer to torture my victims for i leave em in the woods to just die
    i'll rip out your larynx b*tch you'll never survive
    i got tired of you screamin while i rip out your insides
    i'm robbin your house and i'm rapin your mom
    yeah i told you i was twisted little p*ssy common
    you wanna f*ck with the don well b*tch here i am
    starin down the barrel of a gun screamin oh no damn...
    BOOM
  15. _SBU said:

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    Quote Originally Posted by quickill View Post
    i'm here to murder these rappers b*tches get on your knees
    i'm sick and you're a p*ssy you can call me VD
    after i kill ya i'll parade your corpse round this town
    make you dance like micheal jackson til the crowd yells sit down

    i do a drive by in daylight just to make sure you're dead
    decapitate you you p*ssy attach your knees to your head
    so whenever you get on your knees you got your head in the sand
    i tote guns like them boys stationed up in iran
    i'm crazy twisted vicious nasty you ain't even a threat
    as i detach all your limbs i ain't even warmed up yet
    inject you with HIV so you can die slowly
    and broadcast it on live TV to each and every one of your homies
    b*tch you talkin bout avatars man you gotta be kiddin
    this ain't the disney channel ho i call this kill-o-vision
    better than HBO i like to reverse you from livin
    come and shoot up your funeral are you ready to listen
    you get burned like fire your styles old like mariah
    you skinny twerp like nick cannon i'll blast you with two cannons
    a shotgun and a 45 while you're sittin there stammerin

    shoot holes up in your stomach but i'll leave you alive
    prefer to torture my victims for i leave em in the woods to just die
    i'll rip out your larynx b*tch you'll never survive
    i got tired of you screamin while i rip out your insides
    i'm robbin your house and i'm rapin your mom
    yeah i told you i was twisted little p*ssy common
    you wanna f*ck with the don well b*tch here i am
    starin down the barrel of a gun screamin oh no damn...
    BOOM
    Yes, "dance like M.J".
    ..Still as slick
    When past my deathday:
    ..Thriller vid.

    You're an amateur act,
    But you've passion for rap.
    ..What up? .."Shotguns"??
    Your .calibre lacks.

    Gutter rhymes fam
    ....as common as sh*t.
    "Guns like Iran"?
    ....I'll Hiroshima this.

    Brought some scripts? ..Forced to skip. ..Thought of flips. (..Bored of him)
    "Ripped out my larynx"? I'm Still battle rapping. (...Forum sh*t)
    Y'all know the plan like the Lawnmower man.
    if you did 'cut my limbs off' my Torso'd slam.
    Gun bars? big tough kid?
    'Unarmed'.. wing-chun kick!

    Stuff was Quick, but Iller than mine??
    F*ck a single syllable rhyme.
    Quick ill bruv? nah, proper slow.
    Not "robbin my house" so probably robbed your own.

    "Robbin my house"?
    ..Purposeless.
    My dog is quite loud.
    ..Cerberus

    I'll Go to yours.. Open doors... Plunder lots and loot the place.
    No remorse.. Stolen more.. like London on the news today.
    your Bars: violent.
    Mine Start riots.

    eh..
    "raping moms"? ..
    "twisted p*ssy"? ..
    I'll be horribly mean to the hottest degree, but properly clean..
    I'll put your mother's pet kitten in the washing machine.

    Rahh. I got guns like I boarded a warship,
    Aborted it's course quick and brought it to your crib.
    I got some.. mother*****ng.. great weapons yo.
    Thunderlike guns the size of space telescopes
    that can trace where you go
    and could vapourize stone.
    "BOOM"

    Glocks up though Rambo.
    Got guns? ..no ammo.
    F*ck the disrespect, my stuff's a bigger threat..
    I'm Quicker and Iller like.. sudden infant death
    Last edited by _SBU; 08-09-2011 at 06:47 PM.
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    Who said:

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    Quote Originally Posted by LightHeaded View Post
    Man I'm not just lightening I'm the whole storm
    And the only p*ssy you get is when your looking at porn
    I may be junior but your definitely a failure
    I'm gonna murder you, drop bombs from my harrier

    Look man, your flow is off and skill is what you lack
    Here's a hint don't rap when your choking on a b*llsack
    Now who's the one who just got annihilated
    Good thing your gone cause your were truly hated
    Say your lightning its nothing compared to my brainstorms
    A fake Thor, you got nothing in this great war
    I made 4 bars so is there a need to say more?
    So take your, light headed raps out this dang forum

    I'm a rare bred, your nothing but an air head
    Your balloon doesn't shine like the end of when a flare's dead
    Your poppin', I'm droppin, bombs like I'm Osama
    Your falsely changing up the game like your Obama
    Brain is athletic, I let it run
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    @Everyone on the page, swag

    Only flow I nod to is scag in my blood pool
    Or dags and mags hitting you fags after you play pool
    Don't get it twisted. June bust shots but not as liquid
    Leave you *****s hanging like Ku Klux paid a visit

    Grab the W in who, slice his neck, he flow like Pooh
    Jab his flab with H, wait more to come like Kate foo'
    Break the O in half, ghetto defibrillators, do the math
    Leave him shakin like its Parkinsons, stuff the body in the bag

    Shove SBU to the ground, Nike SB to the face
    Help him out, rip his larynx for breath control and deadly flow
    Skin his flesh, call him the best since he's now finally raw
    Rip him to pieces, leave him outback and claim he was mauled

    Quickkill, eviscerate his bars just for the thrill
    Pop him like my pills, leave him soakin like its Dill
    Jill jack him, sock him in the face and then pack him
    Face on milk carton, eatin dirt like malnourishment

    Show the fresh blood the light, beheaded as he starts the flight
    Fight? No, no challenge like I play Black Ops all night
    Lightheaded? Prolly cuz they pumped you up with **** unleaded
    Forget it, trigger happy love, u may now kiss ur beloved

    Pull up to ur crib, light Molotova, toss that cocktail in
    One swing, all the Tiger needs, Chris Brown manuverin
    Only time u out/standing? When June don't have his sandwhich
    Anguish? Naw, Im dope, sedate 'er then toss the fish

    Live a good, noble life and pay no attention as to whether gods exist. If they are just, they will judge you for your virtuous life, not your worship.
  18. _SBU said:

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    Neat. Swag to you too.
    [All these references'll go over some heads. Reckon you'll catch them though Zarex.]


    Dope flow'n.. owned though..
    Clone so 'Stones throw'n.
    ( :low pitch: )
    mocked because he
    quasi-Quas-ie.
    (:no brick.)
    style taken.. hard to prove..
    either way yer bars are DOOMed.
    Last edited by _SBU; 08-10-2011 at 01:14 PM.
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    Zarex said:

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    Swaggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggg gggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggg ggggggggggggggggggggggggg. You are one of the only madvillain/stones throw/madlib fans i know.
    Live a good, noble life and pay no attention as to whether gods exist. If they are just, they will judge you for your virtuous life, not your worship.
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    Ya rhymes are weak an junk from what I’m seein Punk
    You belong in the back of a garbage truck, bet ya weed’s even bunk/

    Ya think your dope??... Ya cant even cope wit dis like John Paul the grievin pope
    Hans Groer chomo faggot, ill hang ya by a weavnd rope for all the kids you penis choked/

    Stupid New Yorker talkin **** that no one cares about, squish you like a roach coon, should be from the south
    Dumb ****** who likes white **** in the mouth, ima a southpaw like Chad Dawson in this text… knockin ya out/