Funny song.

I like Руки Вверх.
Tonight at the club there will be dances
Even foreigners will pay a visit
So many girls are on holiday here
But I can't go, they know me well there
And so I met an Eastern Queen
And madly fell in love with her
But she wouldn't let me come close
She is Alsu, she' s from Tatarstan!
The dance club plays music
Gentlemen ask ladies for a dance
And I've already marked one down
She's the most beautiful of them all
I approached her, burning with love:
"Pardon me for inviting you"
Then she broke her guitar on my back
She is Zemfira, she's from Bashkortostan!
So that's what you are! Eastern girls
Won’t you understand how lonely I am!
And I know, I won't get a single kiss from you
I guess I'd have to marry you right away
So that's what you are! Eastern girls
Don't be so cruel and merciless to me
But you know I will not hide my love
I'll go to Jasmin, she's from Dagestan!