Helpppp!!! turkish 2 english!

heyyy!!
Im talking to my friend from turkey on msn
He said this konuş yarağımın kafası
what does it mean?
thankssssss xx

Also he said this .... kayseri ankara distank
I dont understand what does it say in english hehe!
xxx

konuş yarağımın kafası: i think it means this speech should be end
or our speech never ends haha hahaha i donno am just kidding
but am sure that this sentence is talking about (talking)
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the second sentence... i think they mean
ankara & kayseri are not close there is a distance between them
i mean they are far from each others... maybe u should look to the turkiye map
to get my point

any way am sure that here are many kind members will help u & correct my info ... but i try to do my best to help u ... selam

Thanks a lot for your help mavii xx

well,he or she 's swearing
im really really sorry to translate it but it means 'talk !! the head of my d*ck
im sorry again,my friends

Thanks a lot everybody!
pinar said it was a horrible word!
Thanks again ur all a great help x

I can't believe this. It is horrible.

how do you delete it?
im osrry 4 posting it but im glad 4 your help!

no, don't be sorry because you didn't know what it means.

thanks i appriciate it