Koca Kafalar Emrah & Ismail YK

[Keep_It_Classy]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tizU-eXHEq4

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ajXzoQToFpQ

[oozgee]

It's so hard really...I think I cannot help u but I hope someone can do...
good luck

[oozgee]

okkkkkkkk...maybe i can do....

[oozgee]

this is the translation of the video with song....
here man is talking to ismail yk and woman is talking to the man..
ismail=I didnt know....

man=How didnt u know?I told u 40 times that this woman isnt to benefit for u.Look look...look at the woman...Could u find this dotard?

woman=Get moving!Get moving!You,bumpkin with bristly!

man=You have found a woman in ages.So could u find this one?!And even this one has escaped from u!

woman=You,horny goat

man=Dont be sorry any more...What can we do?İsmail..ok ok...my dear İsmail...Let's eat sth now..Look we've paid so much money(for food)Hey!DONT HIT THE TABLE!!..But I cant be angry with u.....İsmail u'll make me cry too...Ismail leave kidding now..We've eaten that much.Now pay the check!Dont move your hands,ur arms...Dont make me angry!

[oozgee]

and here is the other one...

MAN=Come in!OOH İsmail YK SYSTEM 900 ETC..(he acts him as robot)Welcome...Ok..I saw your greet...There's no need to greet for 10 times..[his circuits have heated so much...]

Ismail=I want the secret which belongs to u

Man=secret?"harry potter and the chamber of secrets" is in the next door.You came to wrong place.haha

İsmail=Give me what I want.Tell me what you want from me in return and I'll go.

Man=Oh sit for a while İsmail yk system 900...ugh!what a long name!

İsmail=What you want from me?

Man=Look İso(ismail)..after the winning of sertap(erener) in eurovision,we cant be successful,u know...We've decided to send u to the eurovision 2008.How did u find it? Do u like it?

İsmail=I've been waiting for it for years already

Man=ok..But we have provisions..(allah belanı versin) "god damn u","show me ur(...),show me ur clothes" u wont take part with this kind of songs..ok?

Ismail=but...

MAN=No but...We'll delete your information bank,we'll download new songs in it..Go to the Mehmet who has market..tell him to download u some polyphonic melodies..

İsmail=what if i dont accept?

maN=If so,i'll break your pieces..Then i think i'll take your head to my house..

ismail=why?

man=our kitchen robot has been spoiled...I think ur head can take its place



ooooooooooffff...I'm terribly sorry I cant stand it...I cant go on anymore...This is just a nightmare!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Keep_It_Classy]

hahahahha
thanks