Koca Kafalar Emrah & Ismail YK

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tizU-eXHEq4

plez translte
&

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ajXzoQToFpQ

It's so hard really...I think I cannot help u but I hope someone can do...
good luck

okkkkkkkk...maybe i can do....

this is the translation of the video with song....
here man is talking to ismail yk and woman is talking to the man..
ismail=I didnt know....

man=How didnt u know?I told u 40 times that this woman isnt to benefit for u.Look look...look at the woman...Could u find this dotard?

woman=Get moving!Get moving!You,bumpkin with bristly!

man=You have found a woman in ages.So could u find this one?!And even this one has escaped from u!

woman=You,horny goat

man=Dont be sorry any more...What can we do?İsmail..ok ok...my dear İsmail...Let's eat sth now..Look we've paid so much money(for food)Hey!DONT HIT THE TABLE!!..But I cant be angry with u.....İsmail u'll make me cry too...Ismail leave kidding now..We've eaten that much.Now pay the check!Dont move your hands,ur arms...Dont make me angry!

and here is the other one...

MAN=Come in!OOH İsmail YK SYSTEM 900 ETC..(he acts him as robot)Welcome...Ok..I saw your greet...There's no need to greet for 10 times..[his circuits have heated so much...]

Ismail=I want the secret which belongs to u

Man=secret?"harry potter and the chamber of secrets" is in the next door.You came to wrong place.haha

İsmail=Give me what I want.Tell me what you want from me in return and I'll go.

Man=Oh sit for a while İsmail yk system 900...ugh!what a long name!

İsmail=What you want from me?

Man=Look İso(ismail)..after the winning of sertap(erener) in eurovision,we cant be successful,u know...We've decided to send u to the eurovision 2008.How did u find it? Do u like it?

İsmail=I've been waiting for it for years already

Man=ok..But we have provisions..(allah belanı versin) "god damn u","show me ur(...),show me ur clothes" u wont take part with this kind of songs..ok?

Ismail=but...

MAN=No but...We'll delete your information bank,we'll download new songs in it..Go to the Mehmet who has market..tell him to download u some polyphonic melodies..

İsmail=what if i dont accept?

maN=If so,i'll break your pieces..Then i think i'll take your head to my house..

ismail=why?

man=our kitchen robot has been spoiled...I think ur head can take its place



ooooooooooffff...I'm terribly sorry I cant stand it...I cant go on anymore...This is just a nightmare!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

hahahahha
thanks