Artist: Camelot soundtrack Album: Camelot Song: Take Me To The Fair Translated title:
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Guinevere: Do you recall the other night When I distinctly said you might Serve as my escort at the next town fair? Well, I am afraid there's someone who I must invite in place of you Someone who plainly is beyond compare
The frenchman's power is more tremendous Than I have ere seen anywhere And when a man is that stupendous He by right should take me to the fair.
Lionel: Your majesty, let me tilt with him and smite him
Don't refuse me so abruptly, I implore Oh, give me the opportunity to fight him And Gaul will be divided once more.
Guinevere: You will bash and thrash him?
Lionel: I'll smash and mash him!
Guinevere: You will give him trouble?
Lionel: He will be rubble!
Guinevere: A mighty whack?
Lionel: His skull will crack!
Guinevere: Then you may take me to the fair If you do all the things you promise In fact, my heart would break should you not take me to the fair.
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Guinevere: Sir Sagramore?
Sag: Your majesty?
Guinevere: I have some rather painful news Relative to the subject who's to be beside me at the next court ball
You were the chosen one, I know But it's tradition it should go To the unquestioned champion In the hall
And I'm convinced that splendid frenchman Can easily conquer one and all And besting all our local henchmen He should sit beside me at the ball.
Sag: I beg of you, ma'am, withhold your invitation I swear to you this challenge will be met And when I have finished up the operation I will serve him to Your Highness en' brochette
Guinevere: You'll pierce right through him?
Sag: I'll barbeque him!
Guinevere: A wicked thrust?
Sag: It will be dust to dust!
Guinevere: From fore to aft?
Sag: He'll feel.....a draft
Guinevere: Well, Sir Sagramore You may sit by me at the ball If you can carry out your program In fact, I know I'd cry Were you not by me at the ball.
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Guinevere: Sir Dinadin? Didn't I promise that you may Guide me to London on the day That I go up to judge the cattle show?
As it is quite a nasty ride There must be someone by my side Who'll be defending me from beast and foe
So when I choose whom I prefer go I take the strongest knight I know And young Du Lac seems strongest, ergo He should take me to the cattle show.
Din: Your majesty can't believe this blustering prattle Let him prove it with a sword or lance instead I promise you when I've done this gory battle His shoulders will be lonesome for his head
Guinevere: You'll disconnect him?
Din: I'll vivisect him!
Guinevere: You'll open wide him?
Din: I'll sub-divide him!
Guinevere: Then you may guide me to the show If you demolish him in battle In fact, I'd grieve inside Should you not guide me to the ball
Knights: My lady, we shall put an end to That Gallic bag of noise and nerve When we do all that we intend to He'll be a plate of french hors d'oeuvres
Guinevere: I do applaud your noble goals Now let us see if you achieve them And if you do then you will be the three Who will go, to the ball, to the show And take me to the fair.
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