The other day I ran into an old friend Joe was his name So I said, 'Joe, how ya been?' He said, 'JR, you won't believe this, but things ain't worth a damn.' And I said, 'Joe, what's the problem?' He said 'JR, you wanna know my problem? Well, I'll tell ya my problem.' And he began his story, something like this:
All my life I've been single I didn't wanna be tied down But I finally did it, I finally got married And the chants started goin' around She was divorced and had three kids They all had fair skin and blonde hair But I didn't know their daddy was a nigger And daddy just had to be there
Awwwww...
What do you do when Everything's messed up Stickin' down in your crawl Other men lucky All they have to aggitate 'em Is a dog-gone Mother-in-law But this black hairy dude Livin' down at my house Beats all you ever saw I'm the sole-bred winner Of a wife and three Bakin' ninnies And a nigger-in-law
And he kept on-a-talkin' And I just kept on listenin' And he went on, something like this:
It all started last friday evenin' I got home from work, there he sat Sittin' there loafin', restin' and-a-smokin' Man, he was ace of spades black I didn't know just who he was then But it wasn't too long 'til I did He said, 'Don't get uptight, I have visitin' rights. I came to see your wife and my kids.'
Awwwww...
What do you do when Everything's messed up Stickin' down in your crawl Other men lucky All they have to aggitate 'em Is a dog-gone Mother-in-law But this black hairy dude Livin' down at my house Beats all you ever saw I'm the sole-bred winner Of a wife and three Bakin' ninnies And a nigger-in-law
But he talked on, and I began to figure out That Joe had found a solution He said:
He was still there saturday evenin' Just-a-watchin' me mow the lawn He watched the game on sunday and the soaps on monday It's tuesday and he still wasn't gone Suddenly I got me an idea And I came up with a plan I turned my nigger-loving wife and her nigger ex-husband Over to the Ku Klux Klan
Hehe...
That's what you do When everything's messed up Stickin' down in your crawl Never again will I Ever say a word About anybody's Mother-in-law That nigger ho'ed up When the Klan showed up It's the last thing he ever saw Now I'm the ex-husband Of a wife with three Bakin' ninnies And a nigger-in-law I'm the proud ex-husband Of a wife with three Bakin' ninnies And a nigger-in-law
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