Shiteman – Jenifer Maguire lyrics

Down at the bar on a Saturday night,
all the Irish come to see this sight.
It's Jenifer Maguire standing on the corner,
looking two guys, two guys to bone her.
She walks inside the bar and all the gay-licks follow,
just wondering if she'll spit or swallow.
Cause none of them know that she's not looking for just one,
she needs two guys for a nasty threesome.

She's Jenifer Maguire She'll leave her kids at home,
while she goes out looking for the bone,
she's had John and she's done it with Georgy,
and now she's trying a three-way orgy.

Three hours later she looks beside her,
and she meets two guys that agree to ride her.
One named Timmy and one named Paul,
both with tight shorts up to their left ball.

The three get a room now and they all start fucking,
Paul starts to ride her and she starts sucking.
Then all of a sudden in comes John, he unzips his pants and takes out his shlong.
He sticks it in her face and tells her to "take a bite off", "might as well" she says "at least Mindy will get the night off."

She's Jenifer Maguire She'll leave her kids at home,
while she goes out looking for the bone,
she's had John and she's done it with Georgy,
and now she's trying a three-way orgy.