Shiteman – Old F'n Man lyrics

Every morning at 3 o'clock,
I wake up to take a piss,
Over the toilet I position my cock,
But some how I always miss.

So as the urine flows...
More and more...
I loose control...
As I piss all over the bathroom floor.
Cause I'm The Old Fucking Man.
(Old Fuckin' Man)
I'm The Old Fucking Man.
(Old Fuckin' Man)

All I eat is pudding and Jello,
Maybe ice cream if I chance,
But one more scoop of triple fudge
And I just might shit my pants.

So as the diarrhea flows...
More and more...
I loose control...
As I shit all over the kitchen floor.

Cause I'm The Old Fucking Man.
(Old Fuckin' Man)
I'm The Old Fucking Man
(Old Fuckin' Man)

I shit my pants and then I get it on the floor,
I wipe my ass and then I smear it on the door,
Whenever I go there's shit all over the place...
It's even on my face!!!

Cause I'm The Old Fucking Man.
(Old Fuckin' Man)
I'm The Old Fucking Man
(Old Fuckin' Man)
I'm The Old Fucking Man
(Old Fuckin' Man)...
(Yeah)