I met him in a swamp down in Dagobah where it bubbles all the time like a giant carbonated soda, S O D A, soda.
I saw the little runt sitting there on a log. I asked him his name and in a raspy voice he said Yoda, Y O D A, Yoda, Yo-Yo-Yo-Yo Yoda.
Well, I've been around but I ain't never seen a guy who looks like a Muppet but he's wrinkled and green, Oh my Yoda, Yo-Yo-Yo-Yo Yoda.
Well I'm not dumb but I can't understand how he can lift me in the air just by raising his hand
oh my Yoda. Yo-Yo-Yo-Yo Yoda Yo-Yo-Yo-Yo Yoda
Well, I left home just a week before, and I've never ever met a Jedi before but Obi-Wan set me straight of course, He said, 'Go to Yoda and he'll show you the Force.'
Well, I'm not the kind that'll argue with Ben So it looks I'm gonna start all over again with my Yoda, Yo-Yo-Yo-Yo Yoda Yo-Yo-Yo-Yo Yoda
Yoda, Yo-Yo-Yo-Yo Yoda Yo-Yo-Yo-Yo Yoda
So I used the force, I picked up a box, I lifted some rocks, While I stood on my head, Well I won't forget what Yoda said. He said 'Luke, stay away from the darker side, and if you start to go astray let the Force be your guide.' Oh my Yoda, Yo-Yo-Yo-Yo Yoda.
'I know Darth Vader's really got you annoyed. But, remember if you kill him then you'll be unemployed' Oh my Yoda, Yo-Yo-Yo-Yo Yoda
Well, I heard my friends really got in a mess so I'm gonna have to leave Yoda, I guess. But I know that I'll be coming back some day I'll be playing this part till I'm old and grey.
The Long-term contract I had to sign says I'll be making these movies till the end of time with my Yoda Yo-Yo-Yo-Yo Yoda Yo-Yo-Yo-Yo Yoda
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