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Thread: Battle Rap: Freestyle Only (1,926 Replies, 5,974,618 Views) by _SBU
Alliance.. hi.
You drink at home and live alone..
I’m ripping out your innards slow,
Keep them for a minute though,
Then fit it back, if it’ll go.
Wait, in case you didn’t know..
What?...
Thread: Battle Rap: Freestyle Only (1,926 Replies, 5,974,618 Views) by _SBU
Alliance and Lilspeedboaty.. these rappers bore me..
Please believe, I’ve got beasts sat before me..
I’ll tiger strike, Life of Pi their swagger shortly..
Flip the quotes to match the story where...
Thread: Battle Rap: Freestyle Only (1,926 Replies, 5,974,618 Views) by _SBU
Stop that, you’re not Badd ..you’re damn awful kid.
I’ll put Badd in a box like I’m god in the Pandora myth.
Speaking of Badd in a box, like confession booths,
Badd’ll never get good, he’s...
Thread: Battle Rap: Freestyle Only (1,926 Replies, 5,974,618 Views) by _SBU
Inbound.. Inbound..
You don't write real rap, you just.. link nouns.
This is battle rap, not casual chat.. fam please..
That rap scheme was damn weak like your bad knee.
Said you're drunk, and...
Thread: Battle Rap: Freestyle Only (1,926 Replies, 5,974,618 Views) by _SBU
Da Kinng? please, he's hardly a paragon.
Da Kinng coz he likes going on cam a lot.
Kinng comes across bored when I make moves like Kasparov.
Da Kinng's crazy fake; he got an analogue in Nabokov.
...
Thread: Battle Rap: Freestyle Only (1,926 Replies, 5,974,618 Views) by _SBU
That's not a long impressive script,
It's just a lot of text to skip,
I mean, I stopped to check a bit,
But then I got depressed and quit.
Even my doctor said you're s***.
(and she's usually...
Thread: Battle Rap: Freestyle Only (1,926 Replies, 5,974,618 Views) by _SBU
Hey why you talking about "Entombment"..?
These rappers ain't underground; Small Dig exhumed 'em.
And I ain't say I dig his work..
But best check who you dissin' turd.
Like 'disinterred'..?...
Thread: Battle Rap: Freestyle Only (1,926 Replies, 5,974,618 Views) by _SBU
Hey Alliance.
Hey you made Nate Baller look like a great author.
Forget Smalldig, yours are way smaller.
Uh, you're kinda like Bomb. that's a ranged mortar.
Tried stepping to Dakinng like a...
Thread: Battle Rap: Freestyle Only (1,926 Replies, 5,974,618 Views) by _SBU
Your lines about "voodoo".. I ain't feel none..
Good as this: I'd pull a stick and kill off the RealOne.
Yeah your swagger's 'wordsmith' but you lack the verses.
You said.. "let the kraken...
Thread: Battle Rap: Freestyle Only (1,926 Replies, 5,974,618 Views) by _SBU
"Diss the whole forum"? consider this as overkill.
You bored a whole forum, yeah, you know the drill.
Quarantined the colony: you're nowhere close to Ill.
Stab him in the heart to show he lets...
Thread: Battle Rap: Freestyle Only (1,926 Replies, 5,974,618 Views) by _SBU
No "weapon"..
if this is King then I reckon it's tekken.
And I ain't feel-lines like I'm leper'd.
Same way Shakespeare made Lear coz Dakinng's crazy.
You lost to Moctezuma and Lil Emmy; I think...
Thread: Battle Rap: Freestyle Only (1,926 Replies, 5,974,618 Views) by _SBU
Check check..
One two..
You say you're "worse than lightning"? it's untrue.
But you'd still get run through by Young Zeus.
Easy.
Acting like you shot a platoon..
Bet you'd die of surprise if...
Thread: Battle Rap: Freestyle Only (1,926 Replies, 5,974,618 Views) by _SBU
D Low? oh please..
He sat his damn exams and got low Ds.
He's wasting my time with the lines that he shows me..
He needs someone to ghostwrite; I need someone to ghostread.
Hey, I'd say about how...
Thread: Battle Rap: Freestyle Only (1,926 Replies, 5,974,618 Views) by _SBU
You tried to beat Ill Will, talkin 'bout genocide?
You didn't get Ill, like a vaccination. Jenner sighed.
"cannibal": I'll cut out your heart like a beefsteak;
Serve you three ways coz these...
Thread: Battle Rap: Freestyle Only (1,926 Replies, 5,974,618 Views) by _SBU
Welcome to the forum, make yourself comfortable.
Mithras "syntax" kid that's.. cut the bull'.
Yeah I said 'welcome', but I ain't a "door mat".
You need a door mat to hide where your flaws at.
...
Thread: Battle Rap: Freestyle Only (1,926 Replies, 5,974,618 Views) by _SBU
My words are "unreliable"?
Ill's are ill-advisable.
His bars aren't "justifiable"- just defiable.
Yeah they "antigravital"- ..undefinable.
Your bars aren't anti-gravitational, just lighter...
Thread: Battle Rap: Freestyle Only (1,926 Replies, 5,974,618 Views) by _SBU
Hey..
Hey, Dakinng..
Can I call you Dak'?
Well I'm gonna.
It's "Heartattack"..? why "heartattack"..?
Wait they ain't talkin' cardiac when they say to try 'harder-Dak'.
Yo let me take that...
Thread: Battle Rap: Freestyle Only (1,926 Replies, 5,974,618 Views) by _SBU
Robb Mack..
[gong clash]
Commence combat:
"Host test" coz most 'guest' I'd go get the carving knife and give him the largest slice.
Or offer safe quarter, meaning that I'd grab the carving...
Thread: Battle Rap: Freestyle Only (1,926 Replies, 5,974,618 Views) by _SBU
Leah Cole, the schemes are old, seems she needs to re-evolve;
Ain't she got some genes to fold? right, it's time that she was told.
I'll stab a pencil through her temples just to free her soul....
Thread: Battle Rap: Freestyle Only (1,926 Replies, 5,974,618 Views) by _SBU
He takes something great and then wrecks it..
So I might break Alliance like Brexit. check it..
Said once "it's a lost future"..
Then your end comes a lot sooner.
They "stinking up the rap game...
Thread: Battle Rap: Freestyle Only (1,926 Replies, 5,974,618 Views) by _SBU
@ Alliance..
Check check.. yes yes.. I do this to excess.
"Got 9 lives" but this is your tenth death.
Act so camp you'll get shanked with a tentpeg.
Word up, I'll make the first cut like a test...
Thread: Battle Rap: Freestyle Only (1,926 Replies, 5,974,618 Views) by _SBU
James Laing?
..Wasteman.
Sorry, I mean.. Hi.
James Laing?
Wait fam, like 'yeah I rate that' and 'lets shake hands'..?
Nah he's welcomed to the forum with the relevant decorum
When he's...
Thread: Battle Rap: Freestyle Only (1,926 Replies, 5,974,618 Views) by _SBU
Sonny, no.
I find it kinda funny though..
Earning "money for his bidet" with those bummy flows.
yo..
My words cause awesome riots.
Yours cause awkward silence.
Wondered why he's called...
Thread: Battle Rap: Freestyle Only (1,926 Replies, 5,974,618 Views) by _SBU
@Alliance
You told Money "only speak when you're spoken to"..
Whilst secretly just feeling pleased that he spoke to you.
Someone's been needing to say this, it's overdue,
Poser you, that's not...
Thread: Battle Rap: Freestyle Only (1,926 Replies, 5,974,618 Views) by _SBU
@ Pro Found.
You lost to Alliance, but it wasn't straight slaughter..
So now I'll just cut out your heart like A oughta.
"Word is bond", and add-here's a Petty Fraud;
Gotta lie since to kill...
Thread: Battle Rap: Freestyle Only (1,926 Replies, 5,974,618 Views) by _SBU
@ Pro Found:
Ok that was quite mean.
You wanna talk crime scenes?
You bit the bit that switched SBU for "SVU"; that was Cinephile.
I stole the "test tube" Jekyll used.. that's a sinner phial....
Thread: Battle Rap: Freestyle Only (1,926 Replies, 5,974,618 Views) by _SBU
@PRO FOUND:
Pro Found..
Slow down.
Yo..
If Pro wrote properly he'd be a prodigy probably.
Word is born; form your progeny's properties.
Honestly.. you can say it how it is..
Thread: Battle Rap: Freestyle Only (1,926 Replies, 5,974,618 Views) by _SBU
..So you're a "dominatrix" ..but I dominate tricks.
..Seems we got us a problem ey chick?
Fine, I'll let you "set the tone".
I'll set the pace like metronomes.
"Assimilate"? assimilate..?
You...
Thread: Battle Rap: Freestyle Only (1,926 Replies, 5,974,618 Views) by _SBU
I'm tired of these tired writers writing what they're tired of.
You say they say the same things; it's a trend y'all tend to try a lot.
I'm an eminent god that legend forgot..
I'll leave your...
Thread: Battle Rap: Freestyle Only (1,926 Replies, 5,974,618 Views) by _SBU
More than warned before giving his force cause to mourn.
If this is my "moment of silence" it's before the storm.
If this is my reign then it's sure to pour.
You're just a puppy compared to a...
Thread: Battle Rap: Freestyle Only (1,926 Replies, 5,974,618 Views) by _SBU
Thanks, kind of you to say so. I appreciate that.
No, my work's so underground I don't even release it. Actually I did record the vocals for my Retrograde Infinity Suite. The lyrics are posted...
Thread: Battle Rap: Freestyle Only (1,926 Replies, 5,974,618 Views) by _SBU
Yeah your "style simplistic" and it's tragic..
That style simplistic and sim plastic.
"Fake". sayin I take "more shots than booze",
Thinkin that's spirited; you've not got the proof.
You...
Thread: Battle Rap: Freestyle Only (1,926 Replies, 5,974,618 Views) by _SBU
I ain't even needin' his allegiance..
rollin' with my inner demons since the sins are legion.
Switched the sequence, tried to run before he could walk then
Kid tried to rap before he could talk...
Thread: Battle Rap: Freestyle Only (1,926 Replies, 5,974,618 Views) by _SBU
Topnotch..
Run up with a "bowling ball".. get left in the gutter..
I'd run up with that "bowling ball" and get your PIN number.
You've never seen "extendo clips",
Just duck hunt gun nintendo...
Thread: Battle Rap: Freestyle Only (1,926 Replies, 5,974,618 Views) by _SBU
Ay..
I'll sell a fosters in a helicopter as I chase the stars..
I'll serve drinks in a blimp and play some cards..
Hey.. wait.. that ain't the place to start..
This is champagne in a damn plane...
Thread: Battle Rap: Freestyle Only (1,926 Replies, 5,974,618 Views) by _SBU
Both Template and Taylor wrote Budda a diss.
It ain't Temp' Tay' shuns, coz he couldn't resist.
Just say f' it, expressing acts as facts.
You put the 'ay' in Tay'; I'll put the ax in Max'.
The...
Thread: rap battle (7 Replies, 24,510 Views) by _SBU
Kob Dash?
What's that?
Not rap.
Goddamn.
Flip it like pog caps.
Kick it like Ong Bak.
Real talk.. the only reason I'm battling Kob Dash..
So I can recycle rhymes that I wrote for Rob Mack.
Thread: Battle Rap: Freestyle Only (1,926 Replies, 5,974,618 Views) by _SBU
Called Audrey "corny" ya
don't see eye to eye like your cornea.
Surely lacking vision yet
Best check yoself like introspect.
It's "like Saddam".. this villain's death..
Showin on the Internet.....
Thread: Battle Rap: Freestyle Only (1,926 Replies, 5,974,618 Views) by _SBU
Saying you're a "loony toon" assuming you the "Bugs" of rap;
I'm son of Sam, and come to that you'd better pray the guns'll jam.
Your last words shoulda been 'thats all folks' coz that's more dope....
Thread: Battle Rap: Freestyle Only (1,926 Replies, 5,974,618 Views) by _SBU
Checked his text, made me start thinking..
Made me start thinking.. 'were his bars dissing?'
Was he asking Audrey to dance with him?
Gots "two left feet" and he can't kick it?
He's on a "muder...
Thread: Battle Rap: Freestyle Only (1,926 Replies, 5,974,618 Views) by _SBU
Why you talkin' 'bout "a pencil on a shelf"?
It's resembling yourself.
Hiphop's Big Boss; I enter with the stealth,
Detrimental to your health.
"Gallant" with a passion like you broken in 'er...
Thread: Battle Rap: Freestyle Only (1,926 Replies, 5,974,618 Views) by _SBU
You say "they rose"? no they've never risen..
Only Emily rose, so the flow's an exorcism.
They don't rise when you rap they just get high.
This is Skyfall in rhymeform and guess why: Em dies.
...
Thread: Battle Rap: Freestyle Only (1,926 Replies, 5,974,618 Views) by _SBU
Forget about "Meek Mill and Drake"..
Your lines like they from Keats' quill or Blake's.
No I honestly hoped you'd go deeper..
Tried to end 4lpha but I thought 'oh..meagre'.
You've been "writing...
Thread: Battle Rap: Freestyle Only (1,926 Replies, 5,974,618 Views) by _SBU
When you exhale's like cocking a gun?
Your rap ain't the bomb but you drop it and run.
True though, there's a new low and Pro found it.
So now Pro found I leave foes pounded.
No decorum..
It's...
Thread: Battle Rap: Freestyle Only (1,926 Replies, 5,974,618 Views) by _SBU
I shortened his name and he didn't like that..
Guess instead I'll just shorten his lifespan.
T..
Please..
You said "_S before Tem", it was wise talk..
And now you're coming after me but why...
Thread: Battle Rap: Freestyle Only (1,926 Replies, 5,974,618 Views) by _SBU
Your best friends said 'bye Tem'.
..They didn't say 'bite Em'.
You can write "Red" in your text, but it isn't;
We see your name at the top and just skip them.
Check the cynicism; yeah you rep a...
Thread: Battle Rap: Freestyle Only (1,926 Replies, 5,974,618 Views) by _SBU
Check these skills, we aint seen much of yours.
You've "got a broom" so go clean up the flaws.
Yeah you got a "pad and pen" but that's the end;
You lack the depth, standard sense and stanza...
Thread: Battle Rap: Freestyle Only (1,926 Replies, 5,974,618 Views) by _SBU
Shoulda finished Young Flow with one blow.
Maximus is just an actor like Russ Crow.
I'ma leave the front rows blood soaked.
It'll be too late to skew fate when you run home.
Said "Scramble like...
Thread: Come get slaughtered! (603 Replies, 278,154 Views) by _SBU
The closest thing to a battle I have now...
with my own conscience, when it says to back down.
Damn, wow.. You said the cops'll stop and sing amazing grace..
I'll swing a shovel in a scuffle and...
Thread: Come get slaughtered! (603 Replies, 278,154 Views) by _SBU
Well met.
Anyways..
--
That was "Jigsaw puzzle" linguistics?
Gotta find the right-angles to begin with.
Jigsaw puzzle? yeah that was fun,
You'll get "broken down" and put in a box when...