Mathers - Funny Moments

Please help me transcribe the lyrics, Thanks for everything.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kjN-C9-PNds

Oh look at this, Lindsay Lohan, how beautiful. I've seen all of your movies you know. I love them so much I'm going to see them again, only this time, I won't fall asleep during them.
No I joke I joke. Seriously though, you like remaking movies, first "Freaky Friday" then "Herbie Love Bug" what are you going to remake next? "Glitter"
I kid I kid! Really really, when are we going to make a movie together? I'll set up the tripod, and make sure the night vision is on. Oh baby yes! Oh baby!