Dull life
join the army, join the navy
live on bread and bisto gravy
be a hero, be a fool
never ever lose your cool

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i don't want to lead a dull life
i don't want to lead a dull life
i don't want to be married
i don't want a wife

bomb a plane,wreck a train
slowly safely go insane
be a pirate on the high seas
be a monkey swinging in trees


be a wino, be a bum
spend your money on bubble gum
be a cowboy in a rodeo
be a cop in a tv show

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rob a house, rob a bank
drive around in an army tank
rob a boat, stay afloat
pull the horns off a nanny goat

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