She threw everything at me
Except the kitchen sink
Which makes sense since
There’d be no new place to cheat on me
Without it
The garbage disposal likes
The new guy better anyway
They’re both aggressive right?
That’s how you like it these days
Thanks for telling me
I’ve been wrong enough for both of us before
But seriously, an extra in a vampire flick
Picking up chicks off of the cutting room floor?
Are you going with him or me for Halloween?
I had this really cool costume picked out and everything

I want a hiatus
So I can hate you less
I want a hiatus
So I can hate you less in the long run

(Let me explain)
We weren’t Facebook friends
She’s just been the upstate girl-next-door since before
God knows when
For the first time I can empathize
With Old Testament tantrums
No one walks away safely when their deity
Secretly holds them for ransom

I want a hiatus
So I can hate you less
I want a hiatus
So I can hate you less in the long run
If you won’t
Put the pieces together don’t
Get your hands dirty
Just give me back my glue gun
Just give me back my glue gun

Damn you Disney
You portray fidelity in a way
That only swans can emulate
Darling, don’t put a hole in it
Just so you can show everybody how great
It is to improve on a preexisting design
I can see your point about taking you by force
More often
It’s not in my nature
But I’ll try
But I’ll try
But I’ll try
When tonight’s over
You’re coming home with me
I tied that Casanova vampire
To a tree with no leaves
Let’s reconcile and watch the sunrise

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