There's the ellipses, baby
The very one sculpted from cardiac tissue
Apparently there was some lying around
But I only gave you some last week!
Oh, that's where you got it?
Then this supplier's on strike
And this half of the arachnid is escaping
Perhaps these four limbs will achieve more than eight...

On a different note:
I've made you a new necklace
Tie it high when you wear it
Otherwise you won't get the full effect
You assumed my masochism wasn't contagious
Heads up, sweetie
There's still a toll to pay on my eyes
This is not a library
Put Shelley back on the shelf
You lack the assumed intellect
And I'm not apologizing

How peculiar!
This tree decomposes as it stands
But you're still swinging from the branches
Everyone saw you snap the twigs off
Yet the 'horticulture' you've practiced on them
Leaves them conveniently blinded
Unlikely able to appreciate that one
However, there are enough ears untainted
I won't let you preach to them
But I pity your victims
As the mouse trap succeeded

How's this?