I Got a B.S. degree
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(C)2-1-2012 by Ben C. Hodge
(BMI)-all rights reserved


(CHORUS)
I got a b.s. degree in long tall dames
shooting pool- playing golf... and all the drinking games....
I only go fishing on days that end in y
Always studying up on new pickup lines
Graduated from this here honkytonk university
By guzzlin' beer fast as the eye can see

Bridge.... Am I politically correct? let me check... guess I am for a backwoods redneck.....

Think I'll give this line a try

See one cross the way giving me the eye

Honey are you from Tennessee??

Cause you sure look like a ten to me.....


Been flying thru life by the seat of my pants

Can't wait to scoot a boot.. with you --no harm

In a little 2 step dance.....

Don't worry your pretty little head cuz tonight want you to stay with me

And I'll let you in on how I earned this B.S. degree



Repeat chorus..................



Got a tractor and I like to plow

Got that country boy know how

Like airport security wanna eyeball you up and down

Not a one shot deal they'll be a next go round....



Say bartender slide me another beer

Don't worry i'm good for it... if I can pay you next year??

Just spotted an 11... that's a 10 plus tax....

She's a nice little whitetail..... with a big full rack



Yeah....

(Repeat chorus)