Paychecks for Longnecks (C)2-1-2012 (BMI) by Ben C. Hodge/Gary D. Gray

Bossman if ya could, help me out please
I'm in a terrible jam, one with special needs
this new bride of mine is bleeding me dry
so instead of paying me ev'ry week, let's give this here a try

(CHORUS)
I'd like my paycheck in longnecks 24 to the case
then I'll feel I've earned my wage with evry little taste
and when my wife ask for jewels or a swanky fur
I'll just hand a six pack or two to her

Ev'ry week on payday, she pockets all the cash
and barely gives me enough, for lunches and gas
she don't want to see me until payday rolls around
then she's ready to make-up, and spend it all in town

****music breaks ****

Now it might pose a problem payin bills without a check
so I'll just have the bossman send theirs di-rect
For my yearly bonus , here's what you can do
instead of making out a check, I'll just take a keg or two

(CHORUS)
Yeah ,I'd like my paycheck in longnecks 24 to the case
a man's got a right to unwind in the USA
If my wife wants some cash- she can look for a part time job
I'll just take another sip- let u ponder if that's right or wrong

When it's time for my taxes, I'lll write much on the space
I'll make a note to the IRS they came 24 to the case
I don't mind hard workin but I'm tired of being a wreck
if all I gonna end up with, is the stub on my paycheck

last CHORUS)
So, I'd like my paycheck in longnecks, jus load em in my car
then when it comes quittin time, my home becomes a bar
with each one I'm drinkin I'll be satisfied
and if the boss wants overtime, it's 2 for 1 past five