Mad Libs

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  1. TheWolfman said:

    Default Mad Libs

    Wrote this early this morning using random topics I asked my friends for. I've just started writing lyrics for fun, so please let me know what you think, any criticism will be helpful. Use this public track to go with it http://audio.ibeat.org/?ccm=/files/enoe/670 I hope it's as fun for you as it was for me, enjoy, and thanks.

    Or you can use http://audio.ibeat.org/?ccm=%2Ffiles%2Fenoe%2F681

    This right here’s a randomized rap of sorts
    Not meant to offend, just hit me some retorts,
    Write a comment don’t be shy
    Just don’t be yelling Ridge Racer like a failed Kaz Hurai,
    Sony losing out to the Xbox sales
    Selling out for peanuts, A brittle
    Deal that veils the true fact of committal
    To a belief I once had about Howard Hughes,
    Chronic pain in his feet, must be the shoes,
    Investor, aviator, film maker,
    Cocktail shaker was a risk breaker,
    Risks got him to where he was, 6 feet underground
    No more sparkle or being bound by the rigidness of society,
    Society? Really, take a look at the Amish now,
    Classical lamps for heat, unhappy unable to post a tweet,
    Never gotta worry ‘bout that wall street white meat,
    But here’s Wolfman spinnin’ this beat
    While you sit back and secrete this discreet beat on repeat
    Can’t even deplete this dope downbeat like Halloween, “Knock Knock, Trick or Treat”,
    I’m a special cut of meat, replace my puffed wheat with some lunch meat,
    Now I’m feelin incomplete, time to hit the ejection seat,
    Landed on the carpet, soft as cut grass,
    Landed on my back ***, all these people yellin giving me sass,
    Let’s start over new, Hi I’m Bill and how are you?
    Do you travel to Mexico ‘cuz it’s a warmer view,
    It’s close to San Diego, You can go see Shamu,
    Just remember don’t eat a burrito else you’ll be vetoing
    That decision to sit-o as you’ll be ****-o luck like a mosquito
    That gets ***** slapped like when we play Mortal Kombat,
    A bigger problem than I had anticipated Gargantuan Zombie Wombats
    Swoopin out the sky lookin for contact,
    With the purple people eaters, the ‘Sota Vikings,
    What an exciting sighting while I be typing
    These verses of random fighting, coinciding
    With the tails of the great and all powerful Keith,
    Hopefully he doesn’t turn out like Heath,
    Ending up in a room that ain’t so sterile
    Runnin around yelling “DID YOU STEAL MY SQUIRREL?”
    You’re hallucinating man, awfully,
    Orange mirrors shining softly
    A costly cost of too many prescription drugs while at the clubs
    Laying in the tubs smoking buds, throwin out the ace of clubs,
    I’m in my final stretch thinkin “k, I should stop now”, ciao?
    Disallow, disavow, I’m not even close so listen now I’ll take a bow
    When I’m finished growing all these plants from scratch,
    Snap open that latch open the hatch, it’s a mismatch I want a rematch with no safety catch,
    I’m the animal within the man, I’m no Duran Duran,
    I’ve got the game plan in my frying pan,
    Like an alluvial fan straight outta Kazakhstan,
    I start small, think big, then I open up twirled
    Like the evolution of copulation in the natural world,
    I feel hung like an argentine duck at 42 centimeters,
    I’m a believer, lip reader, I light up that red cedar, I’m the majority leader
    Ain’t got time for spit spats and click clacks
    Don’t need a gun, no need for some gats,
    My mind is the only steed I need to succeed
    At full speed I’m in the lead, gonna supersede
    All those that came before and come after
    Me, at the top of my game, my response is laughter
    From the beginning to the hereafter.
     

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