Nobody knows me from Adam
That's what I've been told
Since back in the first grade
When I was 6 years old
I'm sick of being nobody
It's too much to bear
I'm tired of being faceless
I must be Famous Somewhere
I must be Famous Somewhere
I'm going to Asia
I'll try Indonesia
Somewhere in Bolivia
I must be Famous Somewhere
I'm going to the Yukon
I'll try Sweden
Somewhere in the Ukraine
No one gives me the time of day
They won't buy me a beer
Ain't been kissed in a coon's age
Haven't had a date in years
I'm sick of being John Doe
Just someone in the crowd
Such a drag that I'm unknown
Gonna scream my name out loud
I must be Famous Somewhere
I'm going to China
I'll try Australia
Somewhere in Chile
I must be Famous Somewhere
I'm going to Iceland
I'll try Tahiti
Somewhere in Greenland
Bridge..
It's all about being famous and rich
Not being a number, anonymous
Got to be somebody who gives a damn
Got to be somebody knows who I am
First chorus
Jim Colyer ascap