Ain't no Jesus
Gonna come from the sky
Walking on water
That's another lie

Ain't no ghosts
No Frankenstein clone
So much for living
In The Twilight Zone

Bacon Sandwich
3 meals a day
Your favorite food
You like it that way

Bacon Sandwich
That's all you eat
Rotten tomatoes
Your favorite treat

Linda Moulton Howe
The crop circle queen
Craziest damn woman
I've ever seen

Looking for disclosure
On the Coast to Coast show
They've all been abducted
By a UFO

Bacon Sandwich
3 meals a day
Your favorite food
You like it that way

Bacon Sandwich
That's all you eat
Rotten tomatoes
Your favorite treat

Bridge...
Reality
That's what I'm looking for
Gimme some truth
You can have Al Core

Solo
Chorus