I crawl down Music Row
CDs under my arm
Please listen to my songs
I'll come mow your lawn

Please give me some money
Play me on your radio
Let me date your daughter
I've nowhere else to go

I wish I was Iconic
It's so damn ironic
The way I'm rejected
I feel so dejected

I wanna be Iconic
Even be bionic
Even supersonic
Then I would be loved

I see them on Broadway
Hanging on their black studs
They look right through me
I'm such a comic dud

If Jason, Blake, Dierks, Justin
Dustin, Brantley, Tyler or Kip
Recorded one of my songs
Man, I would be so hip

I wish I was Iconic
It's so damn ironic
The way I'm rejected
I feel so dejected
I wanna be Iconic
Even be bionic
Even supersonic
Then I would be loved

bridge:
If I could only make the cover
Of the Rolling Stone
I'd be famous like
Dzhokhar Tsarnaev

Guitar

Chorus

Jim Colyer ascap