I Want To Be Just Like You

Hey girl it's nice to meet you
A new friend that's pretty cool
Now I can figure out what to do
With my life that just ain't cool
"Chorus"
Yeah I am
Looking for the best friends
The ones at the top of the school
The ones that are so damn cool
Yeah I want the very best friends
I want to be just like you

I'm going to check out their Facebook's
And figure out what they do
I'm going to have the same looks
As those that are just so cool
"Chorus"
Yeah I am
Looking for the best friends
The ones at the top of the school
The ones that are so damn cool
Yeah I want the very best friends
I want to be just like you

I'll change my personality
I realize it ain't that great
Now I will become just like you
And do exactly what you do
I'll follow you around
I'll chase you down
Until you associate with me
Look at me now I'm just like you
Come on come on!!
"Chorus"
Yeah I am
Looking for the best friends
The ones at the top of the school
The ones that are so damn cool
Yeah I want the very best friends
I want to be just like you

Today I'm stranded in the pool
Full of all the uncool
Next to the kid with
The fake tattoo
How did I end up so uncool
My attempts at being uber cool
Have drowned in a sea of rejection
I think I have an obsession
With trying to be so cool
"Outro"
So what's the lesson
Did you learn
Never try to be cool
Just be you

John......will you stop writing so many great songs?You're embarrassing the rest of us,that can't knock them out like you do!Not only do I like this,and the "I want to be like you" line,but the humor is top notch,which you know I'm all in with being as humorous as possible.I don't recall smiling quite as much with your songs/poems before,but this,IMO,is a step in the right direction.I wrote a song,it was pushed down due to Spam Attack,(want to buy some jerseys?this is THE GUY)that mentioned Facebook.I won't say if the story is true or not,that's up to the reader.Another home run.......as usual!

Haha thanks Doug I'm trying to incorporate more of my humor in my songs unfortunately a lot of my humor would get me kicked off this site hahaha. So of course I got to keep it toned down a little.

Originally Posted by Johnb31

Haha thanks Doug I'm trying to incorporate more of my humor in my songs unfortunately a lot of my humor would get me kicked off this site hahaha. So of course I got to keep it toned down a little.

I know Exactly what you mean!"the children,the children!the Easy Excuse"!!

Check out sticky situation I just wrote another one that came to my mind.

John, you have outcooled us all with this ubercool song. The kid with the fake tattoo. That was the killer punchline for me. I bet they were playing "I've Got You, Babe" in that place (just like Groundhog Day)