When The Sex Plays Out
The problems begin
When the money gets low
The fighting sets in
You think it's forever
But it's short and sweet
You're thinking 'bout Vegas
But the kid's gotta eat
When the sex dries up
You're looking around
Working late hours
Hanging downtown
Spending your holidays
Stuck at the in-laws
Your young one on the side's
Making you feel ancient
(When she says)
Rap:
Hey old man!
You had your turn
I want a young stud
Why can't you learn
Just get in line
You had your day
Now I want mine
It's nature's way
Yeah, you got money
I don't care
I want a dude
Got brown hair
Just get online
If you're in heat
Lock the door
Whip your meat
When The Sex Plays Out
The problems begin
When the money gets low
The fighting sets in
You think it's forever
But it's short and sweet
You're thinking 'bout Vegas
But the kid's gotta eat
Jim Colyer ascap