It came in on a ray of light
In the middle of the night
Abducted through the windshield
Of my silver pontiac
Three hours passed i cant recall
I woke up shopping at the mall
I tried to buy a pretzel
With a year supply of plaque

Ufo uh uh uh oh
Three foot little man
Ufo uh uh uh oh
Take me from this land
Ufo uh uh uh oh
Three foot little man
Ufo uh uh uh oh
Catch me if you can

An illusion of delusion
Using luke warm nuclear fusion
To execute my rubber ducky
Thats strung out on crack
Mix mountain dew and mello yello
Go slow dancing with a cello
Climb aboard their spaceship
Now were headed back

Ufo uh uh uh oh
Three foot littleman
Ufo uh uh uh oh
Take me from this land
Ufo uh uh uh oh
Three foot little man
Ufo uh uh uh oh
Catch me if you can

Was this all a dream
Or was it real life
Now this little alien
Has become my darling wife
A karaoke matrimony
On a rocketship
Now my heads spinning in orbit
And my life has turned to ****

Ufo uh uh uh oh
Three foot little man
Ufo uh uh uh oh
Take me from this land
Ufo uh uh uh oh
Three foot little man
Ufo uh uh uh oh
Catch me if you can
Ufo uh uh uh oh
Uh uh uh oh
Ufo