"My Rooster"

I've got a giant rooster
I put a saddle on top, stirrups on the sides
All the ladies love my rooster
And they all take turns taking rides

So come on women
Don't y'all wanna ride my big ol ****?
Come on over here
And I swear I'll set ya right on top
Come on ladies
You can all get a ride on my big ol ****
You can ride all day
Or at least until you decide to get off

I've got a giant rooster
He loves giving free rides to the gals
These girls adore my rooster
And my rooster will never say his vows

So come on women
Don't y'all wanna ride my big ol ****?
Come on over here
And I swear I'll set ya right on top
Come on ladies
You can all get a ride on my big ol ****
You can ride all day
Or at least until you decide to get off

They all love
Riding my giant ****
But they especially
Love it when it's time to get off
If ya don't love my rooster
Well there's no love lost
Wanna ride honey sugar?
Well there aint no cost

So come on women
Don't y'all wanna ride my big ol ****?
Come on over here
And I swear I'll set ya right on top
Come on ladies
You can all get a ride on my big ol ****
You can ride all day
Or at least until you decide to get off

Ride
Until you decide
To get off
Ride
Until you decide
To get off

What can I say?I think we discussed this on another forum..........Dinner Time!
Actually,I owe this more than that...........I love this,and if I were in a band I'd certainly ask your permission to play/perform this great song!Well done,I'm glad you've got a sense of humor along with your sense of despair!

Thank you Doug. I wanted to write a dirty song that was veiled in metaphor. I think I succeeded.