"Should've Been A Pornstar"

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*****WARNING!*****
(((Contains no curse words...
However it is nevertheless fairly graphic)))
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Tonight I made my wife squirt
Tonight I made my wife hurt
But she said it was worth every minute
A fourth time she wouldn't let me in it
Because the previous three killed it
See I have a weapon and I wield it

I should've been a porn star
I could've been a porn star
But there's only room for one girl in my heart
And I couldn't let anything like that tear us apart
I should've been a porn star
I would've been a porn star
But when it comes to my desire to forever breed
She is the only girl that I will ever need

She's my **** Saturday evening
And my angel on Sunday morning

Tonight my wife's V section got plowed
I don't mean to brag but I am endowed
She definitely didn't marry me for wealth
Nor for the looks that genetics have delt
She married me because I downright slay it
Really I don't know how else to say it

I should've been a porn star
I could've been a porn star
But there's only room for one girl in my heart
And I couldn't let anything like that tear us apart
I should've been a porn star
I would've been a porn star
But when it comes to my desire to forever breed
She is the only girl that I will ever need

She's my **** Saturday evening
And my angel on Sunday morning

I love her
I love her body
The Labia Majora
The Labia Minora
The Hymen
The vagina

I should've been a porn star
I could've been a porn star
But there's only room for one girl in my heart
And I couldn't let anything like that tear us apart
I should've been a porn star
I would've been a porn star
But when it comes to my desire to forever breed
She is the only girl that I will ever need

She's my **** Saturday evening
And my angel on Sunday morning

Another RJ Classic!My only complaint........what is ****?!?Doesn't start with a "C"?If not....give me a hint!

Thanks Doug. Hint: It starts with an "S" and ends with a "T".