Why she's working here
I can't figure out
The best-looking thing
In the house
What she's doing here
I'll never know
She's so damn sexy
The whole show

She's So Damn Gorgeous
With pretty blue eyes
Big boobs to match
Got shapely thighs
She's a real looker
Serving whiskey and beer
So Damn Gorgeous
She don't belong here

Serving drinks to bums
In this sleazy dive
Listening to drunks
Telling lies
Got long brown hair
Curves all the way
She's Wonder Woman
A tidal wave

She's So Damn Gorgeous
With pretty blue eyes
Big boobs to match
Got shapely thighs
She's a real looker
Serving whiskey and beer
So Damn Gorgeous
She don't belong here

I'd take her away
In a minute
If I had a mansion
I'd put her in it

She's So Damn Gorgeous
With pretty blue eyes
Big boobs to match
Got shapely thighs
She's a real looker
Serving whiskey and beer
So Damn Gorgeous
She don't belong here

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