(Initial Refrain)
My cable box. . .
I HATE YOU!
HATE YOU, HATE YOU, HATE YOU!
HATE!
HATE!
HATE!
YOU!
YOU!
YOU!
I HATE YOU, HATE YOU, HATE YOU!
HATE!
HATE!
HATE!
YOU!
YOU!
YOU!

(Verse)
Executive pockets overflow with cash/With the work coming from my broken back
The service is snowy, like a winter in Salt Lake/Now to the kitchen, for cookies I shall bake
It's a better use of time/To have my eye teeth pulled.
I call you on your crime/As your soul's been sold!

(Secondary Refrain)
I HATE YOU!
HATE YOU, HATE YOU, HATE YOU!
HATE!
HATE!
HATE!
YOU!
YOU!
YOU!
I HATE YOU, HATE YOU, HATE YOU!
HATE!
HATE!
HATE!
YOU!
YOU!
YOU!

(Guitar solo)

(Ending refrain, slowly, menacing)
KILL YOUR CABLE BOX/
KILL YOUR CABLE BOX
KILL IT
KILL IT
KILL-ILL IT!