1. The drugs flow like water as the addicts say hail!
Our alma mater
Inject, inhale, ingest the life which slips away
Each and every hit to an early grave

Refrain:

Nothing working to end the disparate life
Prevail that infernal storm, fire, flood, and hail

2. Big government fans with cheer, clap, and laughter
They too say hail!
Our alma mater
Voting, cheating, repeating, for ruling of the land
One too many f***-ups leads to war at hand

(Refrain, instrumental)

3. A four year degree is the pinnacle in the business battle
All proponents shout hail!
Our alma mater
Bebtors, granters, students, money is their god
Dragged through life for a piece of paper, slipshod

(refrain, end chord)