Hi, i'm looking for the song that has the phrases in the title. the east-west may be in opposite order. i heard it on the radio a lot, i think in the 80's or 90's in California. It may have been a local radio station guy who sang it. it may have been on some kind of a comedy show or some humoristic radio show. i seem to think it may have included women names... and it may have said the same thing about breakfast, lunch and dinner... Anyway the idea of the song is that the singer spends all his time shtuppin[g]. the music was rock-like. anyone remembers/knows? thanks in advance.

May be it is a parody of the "One Fine Morning" by Lighthouse

no it's not, but thanks