I was Miserable in the Fallopian tube
I was Miserable in the womb
I was Miserable in diapers
I was Miserable in school
I was Miserable on my first date
I was Miserable in college
I was Miserable on my job
I was Miserable in my marriage

Miserable
That's all I've been
Miserable
Can't seem to win
Miserable
No hope for me
Miserable
In Tennessee

I was Miserable when I got fired
I was Miserable in divorce court
I'll be Miserable in my grave
I'll be Miserable in hell

Miserable
That's all I've been
Miserable
Can't seem to win
Miserable
No hope for me
Miserable
In Tennessee

My wife called me a cold fish
Fellow workers called me the undertaker
In the army, they called me STRAC
I've got no friends, just acquaintances

Miserable
That's all I've been
Miserable
Can't seem to win
Miserable
No hope for me
Miserable
In Tennessee

I was Miserable
In Kentucky
Now I'm Miserable
In Tennessee

Colyer Bushmeyer Music ascap
http://www.jimcolyer.com