My Life Is Screwed Up

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    Jim Colyer said:

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    My Life Is Screwed Up
    Did it myself, I know that
    When I divorced my wife
    Because she got fat
    Should've stayed with her
    Like the Bible says
    Til death do us part
    The rest of our days

    My Life Is Screwed Up
    Couldn't fix it if I tried
    It was all that snoring
    As she slept by my side
    I went out to Vegas
    Looking for some good times
    Looking for some showgirls
    Looking for a wild ride

    Now a year's gone by
    And the money's gone
    The good times ran out
    The showgirls moved on

    My Life Is Screwed Up
    Did it myself, I know that
    When I divorced my wife
    Because she got fat
    I saw her today
    She's fat no more
    She found someone else
    And she no longer snores

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